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Well, that was an insanely crazy and fun novella-length book. The plot mainly centers around the main character, Joe Kurtz. After being released from prison, he not only settles some old scores but also investigates a disappearance for a local mafia Don. As the story unfolds, the book introduces us to every conceivable kind of psychopath, freak, junkie, and criminal that the underworld has to offer. And Kurtz is bound to have close and often hair-raising encounters with all of them. It's clear that Dan Simmons is having a great time here, paying homage to the dark, gritty, and violent hardboiled books of the past. I dare to guess that this book wasn't intended to be taken entirely seriously. Nevertheless, the writing is still as sharp and on point as ever. In some respects, it straddles the line between homage and a bit of parody at times, but always in a good and entertaining way. Simmons makes use of the clichés effectively, and you'll find quite a few of them being exploited within these pages. "Book em, Danno!" and all that jazz... Some of the scenes are so outrageously over the top that I can almost picture Bruce Willis in my mind performing these actions. But, damn, it's so much fun to read. And if they ever made a film adaptation of this, I would definitely watch it without hesitation. Here's an example of what I mean (with a changed name to avoid spoiling anything): "The molotov cocktail exploded against Bob's chest, filling the enclosed stairway with a wall of flame and driving Kurtz back due to the intense heat. The office door splintered and gave way. A firefighter's arm emerged, the hand releasing the bolt and turning the knob. Bob let out a blood-curdling scream and tumbled down the steps again, pounding on the closed door, desperately trying to escape. But then, he began climbing the steps once more, slowly yet inexorably. When the flaming human figure reached the top of the stairs, Kurtz yanked the heavy oxygen tank off his back, handed it to Bob, and then kicked him back down the stairs. Kurtz stepped aside just a second before the explosion." If this hasn't convinced you to pick up and read this book, then perhaps it's not for you. This is a short, almost novella-length journey on a freight train through the craziest part of the craziest town in the world, and it's an absolute blast. I'm excited to know that there are two more books in this series.