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This is my vote for the single worst novel every written. It is to literature what Manos the Hands of Fate is to cinema. It is difficult to even describe how bad this book is, but I will try. Imagine a ripoff of Starship Troopers with the following: idiotic subplots that go nowhere, completely unlikeable characters, terrible dialogue, and plot points that make you want to bang your head against a wall. Combine this with heavy pro-Nazi symbolism and you have yourself one hell of a bad book. An evil, insectoid race called the "buggers" (rather than the bugs from Starship Troopers) have attacked the Earth and must be wiped out before they can attack it again. Earth sends its entire star fleet on a 120 year journey to the bugger homeplanet to defeat the buggers once and for all. It is decided that a great, child general must be created to govern the fleet from far away via transmission signal. This is despite the fact that several of the ships are Death Stars and can destroy a planet in a single shot and we know the buggers (like the bugs) are dependent on just a few brain bugs to function. We found this out when the hilariously named Maori general, Mazer Rackham, defeated the 1st bugger invasion fleet. Just to get this out of the way, "bugger" is English slang for gay and the author of this book belongs to a far right sect of Mormonism that hates gays. Ender Wiggam displays his strategic brilliance at a young age by beating his school bully to death. "If you fight brutal enough, they won't dare pick on me again." A real child genius would go into hiding due to fear of arrest. This is because strategic geniuses can see many "moves" into the future. Ender on the other hand believes that this action will have no consequence. In fact Ender doesn't realize that when his opponent has stopped moving and breathing following severe head trauma, that he is probably dead. Instead of putting Ender in Juvenile, the adults think he has the makings of a great general and send him to strategy school. Imagine if the US army put Seung Hui Cho in charge of Afghanistan following his brilliant solution to peer isolation. In Starship Troopers they have laser tag at the academy because they are INFANTRY and need to practice. In Ender's Game the generals play laser tag to improve thier strategy. Ender "brilliantly" covers his pads using arms and legs and cheats his way to victory. Apparently the other kids hadn't thought of this and everyone is amazed by Ender's brilliance. Everyone except the evil Bozo Madrid who challenges Ender to a fight. Ender simply kills him and continues casually with his day. A virtual reality simulator is another puzzle at the battle camp. The player is a mouse and a giant keeps killing you no matter what you do. Ender decides to run up the giant's arm and attack the eyes and face. Apparently being able to beat any boss in Shadow of the Collosus makes you the next Alexander the Great. A subplot develops where ender's evil brother Peter develops a scheme to take over the world via arguing on internet blogs. People always listen to what other posters say on a blog and don't stubbornly keep thier own opinions. The people elect this mysterious blogger to be leader of Earth. Peter never does anything significant as ruler of Earth and this subplot is simply never adressed again. Now that Ender has established himself as the world's greatest general, he is put in charge of the Earth's entire fleet. This despite the fact that any instructions he sends will travel at light speed without some kind of warp drive and will take over 100 years to arrive. In Ender's Game his instructions are fast enough to instruct a live battle. Ender's boss decides to make Ender think that this is simply another game. That way he won't be nervous. He also won't think his actions will have consequence and will be completely reckless with the lives of OUR ENTIRE STARFLEET. Ender "brilliantly" goes with the strategy of getting a death star close to the planet and blowing it up, which kills the brain bugs. Instead of Death Star they are called Mass Destruction device and because MD is also medical doctor, they call it Dr. device. (I fucking want to kill Card!) The people of the future have been brainwashed by liberal propaganda and think the Buggers didn't deserve to die. They don't realize that Ender is the great savior of Mankind. Ender is viewed as evil and calling someone Ender is the greatest of insults. Ender goes into hiding on planet Brazil (I'm not fucking kidding) and that is the end. Unless you are severely cognitively impaired you will realize that Ender is Card's representation of Hitler. In fact many of Ender's biographical details (even age he lost virginity) are lifted from Hitler's biography. The real Ender killed the "buggers"(faggots) along with Jews and other filth that deserve to die despite what libby propaganda tells you. This brilliant piece of art helps the reader understand the truth about our noble Fuhrer. HEIL ENDER! To be serious, I was very confused as to HOW IN THE NAME OF HOLY FUCK this piece of trash has fans. However, this is the same world where millions think Brittney Spears is good music, millions followed the real ender, and over 100,000 fucking morons worldwide STILL somehow follow the real ender. To be fair, most readers of course don't use thier reading comprehension and analysis and simply see this as a good yarn. The majority of the fanbase are normal people with questionable writing taste, not neo-nazis. Even still, GOD DAMN does this book suck!!!