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**Title: A Disappointing Read from Dan Brown**
\\n "Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer."\\n
I am truly at a loss for words. I can't even begin to express how angry, sad, and confused I am right now. I am actually giving a mere 1 star to a Dan Brown book. One star! All I can think is (and please forgive my language) WHAT THE FUCK?!
What on earth is this? A part of me still refuses to believe that this was written by him. I want to think it's some kind of joke. But it's not. It's not because Brown's writing style is so unique and easily recognizable, and it's definitely present here. It's also not because the formula he always uses is here.
The same formula that I've said time and time again I didn't mind because I didn't come to his books expecting extreme originality. I just wanted an enjoyable read to entertain me for a while. But the thing is, I do mind the formula when I can't enjoy the story. It just makes the whole experience even more frustrating because I know exactly what's going to happen next.
And I simply could not enjoy this book. It was just so dull. Intolerably dull. I've praised Brown many times for being able to give me an action-packed, gripping plot from page one. But this time, all the action I got was in just ten chapters almost at the end of the book, after being bored to death for more than 400 pages. It's like he's put all the dullness from his other books into this one. And that's just not okay. Especially when the first thing I read, that damn prologue, made me so sure it would be his typical action-packed plot. I HATE being wrong, especially about things like this. I feel like I was deceived, and I hate that feeling.
It could have been better, though. It just needed one of those breathtaking plot twists that Dan Brown writes so well. But I didn't even get that this time! I'm not going to be fooled by the same twist twice, Brown. I'm sorry! You can use your formula over and over again as many times as you want. But do not use the same plot twist twice! And if you do, don't make it so blatantly obvious. I knew who the bad guy was even before I reached the 50% mark. In fact, forget the 50% mark. I knew it before I reached the 30% mark! That's not what I mean when I say I want to find the bad guy before the characters do! I don't want to read the whole story already knowing who it is! It takes away any interest the book could have had.
But even though I knew who the bad guy was, I still didn't know his or her motivations. So yes, the plot twist could have worked partially. The motivations were surprising. I expected the bad guy to just be bad, wanting money, power, or whatever. Which now that I think about it is stupid, considering the character's description. But anyway, my point is that they were surprising. Or could have been if only I was invested in the story. I wasn't. The characters could have all died for all I cared. In fact, they should have died. There was a chance the story would have been shorter that way, and my torture would have ended sooner.
This just goes to show how little I was able to connect with the characters. Zero. Objectively speaking, I guess I could say they were actually well-developed. Unfortunately for them, that means nothing when I have to spend all my time reading and trying not to fall asleep.
The bad things don't end there, though. One thing I've always admired about Dan Brown is his ability to give us information and "fun facts" about the theme of his books without making it overwhelming. That usually results in you actually learning something new while reading. But that's not the case here. All the information is just thrown at you all at once, making it completely overwhelming and resulting in you learning nothing. So not even this can be considered a saving grace for this book.
So what is the saving grace of this book? Honestly, I have no idea. I really couldn't find anything to like about it. Not the plot, not the twist, not the characters. Nothing!
Overall, I am completely and utterly disappointed. I never thought I would give a 1 star to a Dan Brown book. But then again, I never thought he would write a book this bad. I definitely do not recommend it and feel sorry for anyone who has met Dan Brown through reading this book. Because I would think a hundred times before picking up any other of his books, which is a shame because some of them are actually really good.
\\n "Force a hand and it will fight you. But convince a mind to think as you want it to think and you have an allie."\\n
SCORE: 1.00 out of 5.00 stars
You can also find this review on my blog
\\n "Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer."\\n
I am truly at a loss for words. I can't even begin to express how angry, sad, and confused I am right now. I am actually giving a mere 1 star to a Dan Brown book. One star! All I can think is (and please forgive my language) WHAT THE FUCK?!
What on earth is this? A part of me still refuses to believe that this was written by him. I want to think it's some kind of joke. But it's not. It's not because Brown's writing style is so unique and easily recognizable, and it's definitely present here. It's also not because the formula he always uses is here.
The same formula that I've said time and time again I didn't mind because I didn't come to his books expecting extreme originality. I just wanted an enjoyable read to entertain me for a while. But the thing is, I do mind the formula when I can't enjoy the story. It just makes the whole experience even more frustrating because I know exactly what's going to happen next.
And I simply could not enjoy this book. It was just so dull. Intolerably dull. I've praised Brown many times for being able to give me an action-packed, gripping plot from page one. But this time, all the action I got was in just ten chapters almost at the end of the book, after being bored to death for more than 400 pages. It's like he's put all the dullness from his other books into this one. And that's just not okay. Especially when the first thing I read, that damn prologue, made me so sure it would be his typical action-packed plot. I HATE being wrong, especially about things like this. I feel like I was deceived, and I hate that feeling.
It could have been better, though. It just needed one of those breathtaking plot twists that Dan Brown writes so well. But I didn't even get that this time! I'm not going to be fooled by the same twist twice, Brown. I'm sorry! You can use your formula over and over again as many times as you want. But do not use the same plot twist twice! And if you do, don't make it so blatantly obvious. I knew who the bad guy was even before I reached the 50% mark. In fact, forget the 50% mark. I knew it before I reached the 30% mark! That's not what I mean when I say I want to find the bad guy before the characters do! I don't want to read the whole story already knowing who it is! It takes away any interest the book could have had.
But even though I knew who the bad guy was, I still didn't know his or her motivations. So yes, the plot twist could have worked partially. The motivations were surprising. I expected the bad guy to just be bad, wanting money, power, or whatever. Which now that I think about it is stupid, considering the character's description. But anyway, my point is that they were surprising. Or could have been if only I was invested in the story. I wasn't. The characters could have all died for all I cared. In fact, they should have died. There was a chance the story would have been shorter that way, and my torture would have ended sooner.
This just goes to show how little I was able to connect with the characters. Zero. Objectively speaking, I guess I could say they were actually well-developed. Unfortunately for them, that means nothing when I have to spend all my time reading and trying not to fall asleep.
The bad things don't end there, though. One thing I've always admired about Dan Brown is his ability to give us information and "fun facts" about the theme of his books without making it overwhelming. That usually results in you actually learning something new while reading. But that's not the case here. All the information is just thrown at you all at once, making it completely overwhelming and resulting in you learning nothing. So not even this can be considered a saving grace for this book.
So what is the saving grace of this book? Honestly, I have no idea. I really couldn't find anything to like about it. Not the plot, not the twist, not the characters. Nothing!
Overall, I am completely and utterly disappointed. I never thought I would give a 1 star to a Dan Brown book. But then again, I never thought he would write a book this bad. I definitely do not recommend it and feel sorry for anyone who has met Dan Brown through reading this book. Because I would think a hundred times before picking up any other of his books, which is a shame because some of them are actually really good.
\\n "Force a hand and it will fight you. But convince a mind to think as you want it to think and you have an allie."\\n
SCORE: 1.00 out of 5.00 stars
You can also find this review on my blog