Almost a two. This is the story of an eccentric Astor heir and his equally eccentric (but in very different ways) wife. The narrative takes readers on a journey through their lives, filled with oddities and peculiarities. However, I must admit that I found this book nearly incoherent at times. The plot seemed to jump around without much rhyme or reason, leaving many questions unanswered. It was frustrating to follow, as important details were either left out or presented in a confusing manner. I would highly recommend avoiding this book if you are looking for a well-structured and engaging read. There are simply too many other excellent books out there that can provide a more satisfying literary experience.