3.5 stars. Wait a moment. Let me make something clear.
Five sanctimonious and horny gentlemen chase my poor old man Dracula across Europe (where's the respect for his old age?), their intentions are shady and motives are obscure, and I'm supposed to root for them???
The little toerags led by Van Helsing should have found something better to do than be so ridiculously uptight. Their Victorian prudery and self-righteous bigotry scared me more than Dracula's fangs. Obsessing over Mina's and Lucy's safety didn't make them look any better.