Whoever would have thought that I would have liked anything else by King? Certainly not me. I had my preconceived notions, but this particular read completely blew them away.
It had a distinct Dark Tower vibe, with its complex and interconnected worlds and the captivating "boy with a quest" theme. It was like being drawn into a magical and mysterious realm.
Although I felt that it could have been shortened a bit, perhaps trimming some of the more elaborate descriptions, I still very much enjoyed my time listening to this read. The narrator was truly outstanding. They did a fantastic job of bringing each character to life, vividly conveying their unique idiosyncrasies and personalities.
If you're a fan of adventurous coming-of-age fantasy, then I wholeheartedly recommend this. It's a journey that will keep you on the edge of your seat and leave you longing for more.
Listen. I truly understand why Stevie pulled Rage from print. I really do. However, while he was doing that, he should have also pulled this one. I would read Tommyknockers 27 times in a row before ever reading this book again. When the government captures enemies, they should strap them to a chair and force them to listen to the audiobook of this until they spill the beans; it wouldn't take long. I genuinely HATE it. And the worst part is that I can see why some people might like it. If I had read this as my first King book when I was 10, I would probably like it too. But it's not my first, and I'm not 10, and the book simply sucks.
I could not, for the life of me, get myself to give a shit about Jack and his quest to save his mom. There's no good reason to get invested, aside from maybe thinking like "man, if that was my mom I would be tryin to save her too." But other than that there's nothing to latch onto. And Jack is just meh. There's nothing special about him. I didn't care at all.
AND WHY IS NO ONE RAISING ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS KID HITCH HIKING ACROSS THE COUNTRY?? THEY JUST GO ALONG WITH IT?? And there's a whole section where Jack works in a bar for pennies under the table. The bar owner just doesn't care about child labor laws or who this kid is or where he came from or anything. Not to mention this part was fuckin BORING. LIKE GET ON WITH IT WE DONT NEED TO GO ON WITH THIS FOR PAGES AND PAGES!! And for the sake of spoilers I can't say much more about the plot but just know—I found the whole thing incredibly stupid and absurd. If you like that, go for it, but it wasn't my jam AT ALL.
And there's a werewolf character that Jack befriends in another world called the Territories. This character's name is Wolf. And if you missed it the first time, don't worry. He'll tell you every other sentence. He literally ends every sentence with "Wolf." He might be the "best" part of this book though, and I still found him getting on my nerves all the time.
And don't even get me started about Richard. This motherfucker is the most insufferable, ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT I have ever read. STOP FUCKIN WHINING FOR FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES! This is the type of kid to get bullied relentlessly in school and deserve every bit of it. I'm talkin beat up and shoved in the locker every day. He's the type to remind the teacher that the class had homework. I was getting genuinely pissed off listening to this kid whine about every little fuckin thing.
And where was the editor on this book?? Why is it 670 pages long? There was so much unnecessary shit in here. And why do they talk about this kid's balls so much? Not to mention King's patented racist as fuck "magical black character" trope.
I did really like the end though. I'm talking the very, very end, when I was done with it, because it meant I never had to think about this shit ever again.
I have cherished the desire to reread The Talisman for numerous years, and finally, I have accomplished it! I was filled with concerns that it might not be as excellent as it was during my initial encounter. After all, it has been at least twenty-five years since I first delved into its pages.
I am delighted to state that the intervening years have done nothing to undermine the ability of this epic story to engage and captivate me. The narrative follows a boy who embarks on a journey, determined to traverse the country in search of a mystical object that holds the power to cure his cancer-stricken mother.
More of a coming-of-age tale than anything else, this book is a magnificent work of epic fantasy, enhanced by a healthy dose of gory horror and suspense. Although it is a bit on the long side, the quality of the writing is so superb that it truly doesn't matter. It manages to keep the reader hooked from beginning to end, with its richly developed characters, vivid settings, and thrilling plot twists.
Playlist
Cry Baby Bunting - Lullaby
Eugene Bertram Krupa
All the Things You Are - (Ella Fitzgerald)
Gotta Travel On - (The Seekers)
You Run Your Mouth and I’ll Run my Business - (Louis Jordan)
Dave Brubeck
Erroll Garner
Reuben James - Kenny Rogers
Mickey Gilley
Eddie Rabbit
Waylon Jennings
Luckenbach, Texas - Wayluon Jennings and Willie Nelson
Dick Curless
Steppenwolf
Daddy Plays the Horn - Dexter Gordon
Sugarhill Gang
Rapture - Blondie
Today! - Mississippi John Hurt
Blues Dust - Mississippi John Hurt
When the Red Red Robin Comes Bob-Bob-Bobbin' Along - Tin Pan Alley
Splish Splash - Bobby Darrin
John Lennon
Your Feets Too Big - Fats Waller
Ain’t Misbehavin’ - Fats Waller
Jitterbug Waltz - Fats Waller
Keepin’ Out of Mischief Now - Fats Waller
I’ll Be a Sunbeam - Hymn
Crazy Rhythm
Charlie Daniels
Blue Oyster Cult
Tattoo Vampire - Blue Oyster Cult
Eddie Van Halen
Peggy Lee
Perry Como
Sound Off (Cadence Count)
The Fish Cheer - Country Joe and The Fish
Shake, Rattle and Roll
I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
Happy Days Are Here Again
Long Line Rider - Bobby Darin
Harry James
Xavier Cugat
Run Through the Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival
John Fogerty
Scott Hamilton
Zoot Sims
Mick Jagger
Frank Sinatra