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Really enjoyed this one, and a lot more than I'd anticipated I would...first read it in the 90s, but after immersing myself in his "mature" mode, and so perhaps I didn't appreciate the lengths KV went to try to shoehorn that inimitable style of his into a conventionally-plotted mid-century novel (his Vonneguttiness still oozes from every seam, of course).
There's a paper to be or perhaps already written on Player Piano, Dickens's Hard Times and commodity fetishism—the "melancholy-mad machines" (HT) come off as more alive for much of both books than the unhappy citizens of industrial and post- post-industrial capitalism.
There's another paper to be/already written about early Pynchon-Vonnegut and Norbert Wiener's cybernetics—as that unhappy tourist, the Shah of Brahtpur wants to ask of the giant computer, EPICAC, "What are people for?"
And still another on KV and the plight of art and the artist (especially re: the novel/novelist in particular) under late capitalism.
I'm not gonna write any of those papers, though—I'm gonna go read another Vonnegut novel, or soon. But I'll leave you with a really long passage from this'un about the present future, as KC saw it in 1950, of reading and writing—our future present:
She dried her eyes. “My husband, Ed, is a writer.”
“What’s his classification number?” said Halyard.
“That’s just it. He hasn’t one.”
“Then how can you call him a writer?” said Halyard.
“Because he writes,” she said.
“My dear girl,” said Halyard paternally, “on that basis, we’re all writers.”
“Two days ago he had a number—W-441.”
“Fiction novice,” Halyard explained to Khashdrahr.
“Yes,” she said, “and he was to have it until he’d completed his novel. After that, he was supposed to get either a W-440—”
“Fiction journeyman,” said Halyard.
“Or a W-255.”
“Public relations,” said Halyard.
“Please, what are public relations?” said Khashdrahr.
“That profession,” said Halyard, quoting by memory from the Manual, “that profession specializing in the cultivation, by applied psychology in mass communication media, of favorable public opinion with regard to controversial issues and institutions, without being offensive to anyone of importance, and with the continued stability of the economy and society its primary goal.”
“Oh well, never mind,” said Khashdrahr. “Please go on with your story, sibi Takaru.”
“Two months ago he submitted his finished manuscript to the National Council of Arts and Letters for criticism and assignment to one of the book clubs.”
“There are twelve of them,” Halyard interrupted. “Each one selects books for a specific type of reader.”
“There are twelve types of readers?” said Khashdrahr.
“There is now talk of a thirteenth and fourteenth,” said Halyard. “The line has to be drawn somewhere, of course, because of the economics of the thing. In order to be self-supporting, a book club has to have at least a half-million members, or it isn’t worth setting up the machinery—the electronic billers, the electronic addressers, the electronic wrappers, the electronic presses, and the electronic dividend computers.”
“And the electronic writers,” said the girl bitterly.
“That’ll come, that’ll come,” said Halyard. “But Lord knows getting manuscripts isn’t any trick. That’s hardly the problem. Machinery’s the thing. One of the smaller clubs, for instance, covers four city blocks. DSM.”
“DSM?” said Khashdrahr.
“Excuse me. Dog Story of the Month.”
Khashdrahr and the Shah shook their heads slowly and made clucking sounds. “Four city blocks,” echoed Khashdrahr hollowly.
“Well, a fully automatic setup like that makes culture very cheap. Book costs less than seven packs of chewing gum. And there are picture clubs, too—pictures for your walls at amazingly cheap prices. Matter of fact, culture’s so cheap, a man figured he could insulate his house cheaper with books and prints than he could with rockwool. Don’t think it’s true, but it’s a cute story with a good point.”
“And painters are well supported under this club system?” asked Khashdrahr.
“Supported—I guess!” said Halyard. “It’s the Golden Age of Art, with millions of dollars a year poured into reproductions of Rembrandts, Whistlers, Goyas, Renoirs, El Grecos, Dégas, da Vincis, Michelangelos …”
“These club members, they get just any book, any picture?” asked Khashdrahr.
“I should say not! A lot of research goes into what’s run off, believe me. Surveys of public reading tastes, readability and appeal tests on books being considered. Heavens, running off an unpopular book would put a club out of business like that!” He snapped his fingers ominously. “The way they keep culture so cheap is by knowing in advance what and how much of it people want. They get it right, right down to the color of the jacket. Gutenberg would be amazed.”
“Gutenberg?” said Khashdrahr.
“Sure—the man who invented movable type. First man to mass-produce Bibles.”
“Alla sutta takki?” said the Shah.
“Eh?” said Halyard.
“Shah wants to know if he made a survey first.”
“Anyway,” said the girl, “my husband’s book was rejected by the Council.”
“Badly written,” said Halyard primly. “The standards are high.”
“Beautifully written,” she said patiently. “But it was twenty-seven pages longer than the maximum length; its readability quotient was 26.3, and—”
“No club will touch anything with an R.Q. above 17,” explained Halyard.
“And,” the girl continued, “it had an antimachine theme.”
Halyard’s eyebrows arched high. “Well! I should hope they wouldn’t print it! What on earth does he think he’s doing? Good lord, you’re lucky if he isn’t behind bars, inciting to advocate the commission of sabotage like that. He didn’t really think somebody’d print it, did he?”
“He didn’t care. He had to write it, so he wrote it.”
“Why doesn’t he write about clipper ships, or something like that? This book about the old days on the Erie Canal—the man who wrote that is cleaning up. Big demand for that bare-chested stuff.”
She shrugged helplessly. “Because he never got mad at clipper ships or the Erie Canal, I guess.”
“He sounds very maladjusted,” said Halyard distastefully. “If you ask me, my dear, he needs the help of a competent psychiatrist. They do wonderful things in psychiatry these days. Take perfectly hopeless cases, and turn them into grade A citizens. Doesn’t he believe in psychiatry?”
“Yes, indeed. He watched his brother find peace of mind through psychiatry. That’s why he won’t have anything to do with it.”
“I don’t follow. Isn’t his brother happy?”
“Utterly and always happy. And my husband says somebody’s just got to be maladjusted; that somebody’s got to be uncomfortable enough to wonder where people are, where they’re going, and why they’re going there. That was the trouble with his book. It raised those questions, and was rejected. So he was ordered into public-relations duty.”
“So the story has a happy ending after all,” said Halyard.
There's a paper to be or perhaps already written on Player Piano, Dickens's Hard Times and commodity fetishism—the "melancholy-mad machines" (HT) come off as more alive for much of both books than the unhappy citizens of industrial and post- post-industrial capitalism.
There's another paper to be/already written about early Pynchon-Vonnegut and Norbert Wiener's cybernetics—as that unhappy tourist, the Shah of Brahtpur wants to ask of the giant computer, EPICAC, "What are people for?"
And still another on KV and the plight of art and the artist (especially re: the novel/novelist in particular) under late capitalism.
I'm not gonna write any of those papers, though—I'm gonna go read another Vonnegut novel, or soon. But I'll leave you with a really long passage from this'un about the present future, as KC saw it in 1950, of reading and writing—our future present:
She dried her eyes. “My husband, Ed, is a writer.”
“What’s his classification number?” said Halyard.
“That’s just it. He hasn’t one.”
“Then how can you call him a writer?” said Halyard.
“Because he writes,” she said.
“My dear girl,” said Halyard paternally, “on that basis, we’re all writers.”
“Two days ago he had a number—W-441.”
“Fiction novice,” Halyard explained to Khashdrahr.
“Yes,” she said, “and he was to have it until he’d completed his novel. After that, he was supposed to get either a W-440—”
“Fiction journeyman,” said Halyard.
“Or a W-255.”
“Public relations,” said Halyard.
“Please, what are public relations?” said Khashdrahr.
“That profession,” said Halyard, quoting by memory from the Manual, “that profession specializing in the cultivation, by applied psychology in mass communication media, of favorable public opinion with regard to controversial issues and institutions, without being offensive to anyone of importance, and with the continued stability of the economy and society its primary goal.”
“Oh well, never mind,” said Khashdrahr. “Please go on with your story, sibi Takaru.”
“Two months ago he submitted his finished manuscript to the National Council of Arts and Letters for criticism and assignment to one of the book clubs.”
“There are twelve of them,” Halyard interrupted. “Each one selects books for a specific type of reader.”
“There are twelve types of readers?” said Khashdrahr.
“There is now talk of a thirteenth and fourteenth,” said Halyard. “The line has to be drawn somewhere, of course, because of the economics of the thing. In order to be self-supporting, a book club has to have at least a half-million members, or it isn’t worth setting up the machinery—the electronic billers, the electronic addressers, the electronic wrappers, the electronic presses, and the electronic dividend computers.”
“And the electronic writers,” said the girl bitterly.
“That’ll come, that’ll come,” said Halyard. “But Lord knows getting manuscripts isn’t any trick. That’s hardly the problem. Machinery’s the thing. One of the smaller clubs, for instance, covers four city blocks. DSM.”
“DSM?” said Khashdrahr.
“Excuse me. Dog Story of the Month.”
Khashdrahr and the Shah shook their heads slowly and made clucking sounds. “Four city blocks,” echoed Khashdrahr hollowly.
“Well, a fully automatic setup like that makes culture very cheap. Book costs less than seven packs of chewing gum. And there are picture clubs, too—pictures for your walls at amazingly cheap prices. Matter of fact, culture’s so cheap, a man figured he could insulate his house cheaper with books and prints than he could with rockwool. Don’t think it’s true, but it’s a cute story with a good point.”
“And painters are well supported under this club system?” asked Khashdrahr.
“Supported—I guess!” said Halyard. “It’s the Golden Age of Art, with millions of dollars a year poured into reproductions of Rembrandts, Whistlers, Goyas, Renoirs, El Grecos, Dégas, da Vincis, Michelangelos …”
“These club members, they get just any book, any picture?” asked Khashdrahr.
“I should say not! A lot of research goes into what’s run off, believe me. Surveys of public reading tastes, readability and appeal tests on books being considered. Heavens, running off an unpopular book would put a club out of business like that!” He snapped his fingers ominously. “The way they keep culture so cheap is by knowing in advance what and how much of it people want. They get it right, right down to the color of the jacket. Gutenberg would be amazed.”
“Gutenberg?” said Khashdrahr.
“Sure—the man who invented movable type. First man to mass-produce Bibles.”
“Alla sutta takki?” said the Shah.
“Eh?” said Halyard.
“Shah wants to know if he made a survey first.”
“Anyway,” said the girl, “my husband’s book was rejected by the Council.”
“Badly written,” said Halyard primly. “The standards are high.”
“Beautifully written,” she said patiently. “But it was twenty-seven pages longer than the maximum length; its readability quotient was 26.3, and—”
“No club will touch anything with an R.Q. above 17,” explained Halyard.
“And,” the girl continued, “it had an antimachine theme.”
Halyard’s eyebrows arched high. “Well! I should hope they wouldn’t print it! What on earth does he think he’s doing? Good lord, you’re lucky if he isn’t behind bars, inciting to advocate the commission of sabotage like that. He didn’t really think somebody’d print it, did he?”
“He didn’t care. He had to write it, so he wrote it.”
“Why doesn’t he write about clipper ships, or something like that? This book about the old days on the Erie Canal—the man who wrote that is cleaning up. Big demand for that bare-chested stuff.”
She shrugged helplessly. “Because he never got mad at clipper ships or the Erie Canal, I guess.”
“He sounds very maladjusted,” said Halyard distastefully. “If you ask me, my dear, he needs the help of a competent psychiatrist. They do wonderful things in psychiatry these days. Take perfectly hopeless cases, and turn them into grade A citizens. Doesn’t he believe in psychiatry?”
“Yes, indeed. He watched his brother find peace of mind through psychiatry. That’s why he won’t have anything to do with it.”
“I don’t follow. Isn’t his brother happy?”
“Utterly and always happy. And my husband says somebody’s just got to be maladjusted; that somebody’s got to be uncomfortable enough to wonder where people are, where they’re going, and why they’re going there. That was the trouble with his book. It raised those questions, and was rejected. So he was ordered into public-relations duty.”
“So the story has a happy ending after all,” said Halyard.