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I am ONCE AGAIN asking Stephen King to be LESS HORNY.
That man will find a way to bring sex into ANYTHING.
This is a story about 100 boys signing up to go on The Long Walk, a gruesome competition which can have only one survivor.
You would think that there is no time for sex when the stakes are that high but no, Stephen always finds a way.
I am not surprised that people found out that he was Richard Bachman. They looked at all those descriptions of boobs and and unnecessary sex scenes that don't fit in with anything else going on and were like "haha, classic Stephen!!!".
This book had an introduction about the "Importance of being Bachman", where Stephen explained that he used Bachman to write books that he couldn't write as King.
Excuse me??? This is like 100% a classic King, what are you talking about?
It's alright, Stephen, just go write erotica, it's fine, you don't have to construct this entire horror plot just to write your sex scenes, just write those, write a pornscript or something, just do it.
The worst thing is that the plot and general idea of this was interesting as fuck.
100 boys, having to keep up a steady pace and walk and walk or else they get shot? All the psychological torture and those boys just slowly crumbling under the pressure of the walk? The gruesomeness of it? This whole thing being a piece of entertainment for the rest of the population? The boys actually WILLINGLY signing up to this whole thing, and why? The temporary friendships and the animosity they have going on with each other because on the one hand they're all in this together but on the other the faster everyone else dies the better for the individual? So fucking interesting!!
But Stephen has to go and ruin it with all the unnecessary sex scenes.
What's his problem? Every time I read a King book summary it's like the most interesting thing ever and then I go and actually read the book and it's like: BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOBS child orgy BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS.
????
TL;DR: I hate it here.
That man will find a way to bring sex into ANYTHING.
This is a story about 100 boys signing up to go on The Long Walk, a gruesome competition which can have only one survivor.
You would think that there is no time for sex when the stakes are that high but no, Stephen always finds a way.
I am not surprised that people found out that he was Richard Bachman. They looked at all those descriptions of boobs and and unnecessary sex scenes that don't fit in with anything else going on and were like "haha, classic Stephen!!!".
This book had an introduction about the "Importance of being Bachman", where Stephen explained that he used Bachman to write books that he couldn't write as King.
Excuse me??? This is like 100% a classic King, what are you talking about?
It's alright, Stephen, just go write erotica, it's fine, you don't have to construct this entire horror plot just to write your sex scenes, just write those, write a pornscript or something, just do it.
The worst thing is that the plot and general idea of this was interesting as fuck.
100 boys, having to keep up a steady pace and walk and walk or else they get shot? All the psychological torture and those boys just slowly crumbling under the pressure of the walk? The gruesomeness of it? This whole thing being a piece of entertainment for the rest of the population? The boys actually WILLINGLY signing up to this whole thing, and why? The temporary friendships and the animosity they have going on with each other because on the one hand they're all in this together but on the other the faster everyone else dies the better for the individual? So fucking interesting!!
But Stephen has to go and ruin it with all the unnecessary sex scenes.
What's his problem? Every time I read a King book summary it's like the most interesting thing ever and then I go and actually read the book and it's like: BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOBS child orgy BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS.
????
TL;DR: I hate it here.