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I really enjoyed this book, getting caught up and consumed in the story..... which I love.
I lit my second cigarette of the day, not wanting it, just feeling it was the right thing to do.
I smoke two joints in the morning
‘I smoke all day, like that song. How's that song go, Zeph?'
Zeph started singing a lyric that said, 'Don't bogart that joint, my friend,' but Sammy cut him off.
'No, dude. The other one.'
'What, 'I smoke two joints in the morning'? That one?'
'Yeah.'
Zeph cleared his throat. 'Uh, it goes, "I smoke two joints in the morning, and I smoke two joints at night, and I smoke two joints in the afternoon, and then I feel all right"...And then it goes, "I smoke two joints in times of peace, and two in times of war. I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, then I smoke two more." I can't remember the rest.' He shook his head.
'No matter, dude,' said Sammy. 'You get the idea, Ricardo? I smoke a lot.'
'Sounds like it.'
Sammy was studying law, Zeph was studying Afro-American literature. Their surf act was a reaction to the condescending Europeans they kept meeting in Asia. 'It's a protest against bigotry,' Zeph explained, pulling knots out of his tangled blond locks. 'Europeans think all Americans are stupid, so we act stupid to confirm your prejudices. Then we reveal ourselves as intelligent, and by doing so, subvert the prejudice more effectively than we would with an immediate barrage of intellect — which only causes confusion and, ultimately, resentment.'
'Really?' I said, genuinely impressed. 'That's so elaborate.'
Zeph laughed. 'No, not really. We just do it for fun.'