tons of small articles, fillers, and tid-bits. the greatest of "VICE," taken from years of hard work. Some of the language and views i could do without, but that's whats great about VICE: they don't censor anyone. In fact, i don't even think they edit anyone. Full of cliche's and wacky ass pictures, this book is perfect for long trips.
A few examples of what you'll find in here: 1) Vice guide to eating pussy [or the the Vice guide to sucking cock!] 2) Vice interview with a fat guy 3) Why interviews with musicians suck 4) What Ever Happened To [lunatic Norwegian death metal rockers like Maniac] 5) Vice guide of DOs and DONTs, in fashion, including the ever-so popular right ball hanging out the daisy-dukes.
That's right. This book has all of it. Even some of if you don't want.h
I love Vice, and their older issues pushed all sorts of boundaries. This is a collection of a whole bunch of articles about, well I bet you can figure that out on your own. Great book.
I've said before that Vice at this point has been so cool for so long that it's almost no longer cool to admit to liking it. But as I have also said before, I. Don't. Fucking. Care. Vice is sheer and utter genius. There is no amount of irony or hipsterism or band-wagonry that could make me stop loving it.
So after the DOs and DON'Ts book, I just had to put this back in the bathroom. And how-lee shit, I forgot how mind-bogglingly incredible it is. After an interview with the three of them at the beginning, which reminds you just how scummy, scuzzy, drug-addled, and amazing they all are, we are right into "The Vice Guide to Eating Out." (No, kids, we're not talking about going to restaurants.) I realize I may be hazing into flaggable territory here (although I think it would be wrong to talk about Vice without getting filthy), but the advice given is so good, so clever, so dirtily, dirtily brilliant.... well, let's just say it kinda makes me want to find a lady to try it out on.
I will try not to detail every single article as I go through this masterpiece, but c'mon. The next one is "The Vice Guide to Sucking..." well, you know.