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I tried. I tried so very hard, but I couldn't finish this dribbling monstrosity of literary masturbation. Naslund is talented, but she is aware of that talent and spends hundreds of pages waffling on in bogs of fanciful, wafting imagery and transports of utter symbolic jabberwocky that goes nowhere.
Una is pervasive. Una is cloying. Una is obnoxious. Everyone loves Una. Men fall in love with her at first sight. Lens mounters and three separate sea captains all vie for her affection. When she turns them down, they pine and despond. Hardy, crusty Captain Ahab is putty in her hands. Another suitor bursts into tears when she rebuffs him.
Magical Una. So innocent, yet so enlightened. Luminaries of feminism and abolitionism marvel at her incredible intelligence even though she has had no formal education. Fabulous Una, beacon of progressive thought. Wondrous Una, and oh, my God, I do not CARE. The story never goes anywhere or tells a fundamental truth of the human condition. It's just there, a meandering romp through the internal landscape of an interminable, insufferable bore. It's surreal, like a frat boy trying to light his fart on fire, only instead of a brazen gluteal roar, it's a whorling eddy of endless fluting and extraneous flourishes that never draw to a conclusion at all, let alone a satisfying one.
Flee from this book. It is a waste of time and trades upon the name of a famous character to lure you into the quagmire of someone else's fap fantasy.
Una is pervasive. Una is cloying. Una is obnoxious. Everyone loves Una. Men fall in love with her at first sight. Lens mounters and three separate sea captains all vie for her affection. When she turns them down, they pine and despond. Hardy, crusty Captain Ahab is putty in her hands. Another suitor bursts into tears when she rebuffs him.
Magical Una. So innocent, yet so enlightened. Luminaries of feminism and abolitionism marvel at her incredible intelligence even though she has had no formal education. Fabulous Una, beacon of progressive thought. Wondrous Una, and oh, my God, I do not CARE. The story never goes anywhere or tells a fundamental truth of the human condition. It's just there, a meandering romp through the internal landscape of an interminable, insufferable bore. It's surreal, like a frat boy trying to light his fart on fire, only instead of a brazen gluteal roar, it's a whorling eddy of endless fluting and extraneous flourishes that never draw to a conclusion at all, let alone a satisfying one.
Flee from this book. It is a waste of time and trades upon the name of a famous character to lure you into the quagmire of someone else's fap fantasy.