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If the only thing you actually know about George Washington is that he chopped down a cherry tree in his youth and didn’t lie about it, then you may be in the majority of sadly misinformed and ignorant Americans. I am, unfortunately, among that majority.
Besides being the very first president of these United States and being somewhat of an important player in the American Revolution, Washington actually did other stuff. He actually had a life outside of having his face on the dollar bill. Unfortunately, Washington’s life has been shrouded and mystified in a false impression of a stoic, emotionless, larger-than-life figure. For many Americans, Washington is like John Henry or Paul Bunyan: a folk legend whose existence and exploits have entered a realm of unreality and unbelievability.
Joseph J. Ellis, in his biography “His Excellency”, attempts to de-mystify the legend of Washington and shine a light on the real man, not the unknowable god-like figure that we see in the famous portraits of him.
Ellis succeeds where other biographers may have failed perhaps because he does not view Washington through the lenses of idolatry and utter reverence. Not that Ellis shows any disrespect or lack of admiration for the man. He simply shows Washington as just that: a man. One with just as many foibles and dysfunctions and hang-ups as any other man.
Ellis also succeeds in keeping it short (a mere 275 pages), by not going into lengthy detail and not focusing on the boring minutiae that occasionally bogs down similar presidential biographies. (For example, while I respect the brilliance of Edmund Morris, I have been stuck at the midway point of “Theodore Rex”, his second volume of a three-volume biography of Theodore Roosevelt, for almost a decade now. Holy shit, Mr. Morris, I don’t need to know what he had for breakfast or what books he read every damned day.)
Washington, according to Ellis, has been unfairly treated by history for several reasons. One is that he was kind of a quiet guy. While he did write gorgeous letters when he actually wrote letters, the fact is that he was nowhere near as prolific as some of his contemporaries, like Thomas Jefferson. Indeed, Washington made an effort to destroy most of his letters before his death; a sad fact for historians but perhaps ideal for a man who was known for sitting in on meetings and rarely uttering a word. He was a listener, not a talker.
Unfortunately, according to Ellis, historians don’t really like quiet people. They like people like Jefferson who didn’t know when to shut the fuck up. They like people who wrote a shit-ton of letters and journals and purposely kept them sequestered away until their deaths, with every intention of having them posthumously published. Those are the kinds of guys historians get off on. Guys like Washington are a bit of a mystery. They don’t know what to do with them.
He also had a reputation for being always honest, which is where that whole “cherry tree” legend comes from. It’s bullshit, by the way, according to Ellis. It never happened. The truth is, Washington was simply straightforward. He was, in today’s parlance, authentic. A rare quality in any age.
This doesn’t mean, however, that Washington didn’t have a private life. Indeed, his reputation for being somewhat staid and stoic was a fairly contrived persona. The truth, according to Ellis, was that Washington was ruled by his passions---probably moreso than others of his day---but he was much better at keeping his passions controlled. Unlike Jefferson (again with this guy), Washington knew how to keep it in his pants.
Sure, Washington had plenty of opportunities for extramarital affairs, with other politicians’ wives as well as the hundred or so slaves he kept in his lifetime as a Virginia plantation owner, but by all accounts, he was a gentleman in the truest sense of the word. Keep in mind, too, the guy was well over six feet tall and built like a modern-day linebacker, minus the use of steroids, so it’s not like he didn’t have the equipment to play the game.
History has also unfairly painted him as an embodiment of the perfect commanding officer, one who never gave a questionable order or made a questionable decision. It’s patently untrue. Much of his early military escapades were filled with snafus and horrendous fuck-ups. He just learned from his failures rather than dwell on them.
Sadly, two of the most important things Washington ever did are essentially two things that most people have forgotten.
One is his refusal to run for a third term. Keep in mind that Washington was the FIRST president of the U.S. He could have done whatever the fuck he wanted in office, mainly because the position was so new. He could have run for a third term, and, according to Ellis, he most likely would have won with a landslide. He was that popular. Instead, Washington did what he felt was right for the country, not what he felt was right for himself.
Read that last sentence again. When the fuck was the last time we had a president who did anything that wasn’t motivated by self-interest?
The other thing for which he should be remembered is his last will and testament. Throughout his life, Washington kept slaves. He thought very little of the fact that these slaves were actually people. Until the Revolution. His views on slavery changed somewhat as he got older, and while he never fully embraced the movement, he was known to harbor pro-abolitionist sentiments.
In his lifetime, Washington never had the courage to free his slaves. There were so many legal and financial complications involved that he never really tried. He did, however, stipulate in his will that his slaves were to be freed upon his death.
Sadly, due to the family contesting some of the things in his will, only one of his slaves was actually ever freed (https://www.history.com/news/did-geor...), but Washington deserves credit for the (for his time) revolutionary attempt at setting free slaves.
Washington was far from a perfect human being, but that’s a good thing. People who are too close to perfect (or at least think that they are---and we all know people who think that) simply aren’t fascinating subjects for biographies. Ellis knows that, which is why the ironically-titled “His Excellency” (a term thrust upon Washington and one that he hated, because it sounded too much like royalty) gives Washington the chance to finally step down off that pedestal and join the ranks of us imperfect Americans.
Besides being the very first president of these United States and being somewhat of an important player in the American Revolution, Washington actually did other stuff. He actually had a life outside of having his face on the dollar bill. Unfortunately, Washington’s life has been shrouded and mystified in a false impression of a stoic, emotionless, larger-than-life figure. For many Americans, Washington is like John Henry or Paul Bunyan: a folk legend whose existence and exploits have entered a realm of unreality and unbelievability.
Joseph J. Ellis, in his biography “His Excellency”, attempts to de-mystify the legend of Washington and shine a light on the real man, not the unknowable god-like figure that we see in the famous portraits of him.
Ellis succeeds where other biographers may have failed perhaps because he does not view Washington through the lenses of idolatry and utter reverence. Not that Ellis shows any disrespect or lack of admiration for the man. He simply shows Washington as just that: a man. One with just as many foibles and dysfunctions and hang-ups as any other man.
Ellis also succeeds in keeping it short (a mere 275 pages), by not going into lengthy detail and not focusing on the boring minutiae that occasionally bogs down similar presidential biographies. (For example, while I respect the brilliance of Edmund Morris, I have been stuck at the midway point of “Theodore Rex”, his second volume of a three-volume biography of Theodore Roosevelt, for almost a decade now. Holy shit, Mr. Morris, I don’t need to know what he had for breakfast or what books he read every damned day.)
Washington, according to Ellis, has been unfairly treated by history for several reasons. One is that he was kind of a quiet guy. While he did write gorgeous letters when he actually wrote letters, the fact is that he was nowhere near as prolific as some of his contemporaries, like Thomas Jefferson. Indeed, Washington made an effort to destroy most of his letters before his death; a sad fact for historians but perhaps ideal for a man who was known for sitting in on meetings and rarely uttering a word. He was a listener, not a talker.
Unfortunately, according to Ellis, historians don’t really like quiet people. They like people like Jefferson who didn’t know when to shut the fuck up. They like people who wrote a shit-ton of letters and journals and purposely kept them sequestered away until their deaths, with every intention of having them posthumously published. Those are the kinds of guys historians get off on. Guys like Washington are a bit of a mystery. They don’t know what to do with them.
He also had a reputation for being always honest, which is where that whole “cherry tree” legend comes from. It’s bullshit, by the way, according to Ellis. It never happened. The truth is, Washington was simply straightforward. He was, in today’s parlance, authentic. A rare quality in any age.
This doesn’t mean, however, that Washington didn’t have a private life. Indeed, his reputation for being somewhat staid and stoic was a fairly contrived persona. The truth, according to Ellis, was that Washington was ruled by his passions---probably moreso than others of his day---but he was much better at keeping his passions controlled. Unlike Jefferson (again with this guy), Washington knew how to keep it in his pants.
Sure, Washington had plenty of opportunities for extramarital affairs, with other politicians’ wives as well as the hundred or so slaves he kept in his lifetime as a Virginia plantation owner, but by all accounts, he was a gentleman in the truest sense of the word. Keep in mind, too, the guy was well over six feet tall and built like a modern-day linebacker, minus the use of steroids, so it’s not like he didn’t have the equipment to play the game.
History has also unfairly painted him as an embodiment of the perfect commanding officer, one who never gave a questionable order or made a questionable decision. It’s patently untrue. Much of his early military escapades were filled with snafus and horrendous fuck-ups. He just learned from his failures rather than dwell on them.
Sadly, two of the most important things Washington ever did are essentially two things that most people have forgotten.
One is his refusal to run for a third term. Keep in mind that Washington was the FIRST president of the U.S. He could have done whatever the fuck he wanted in office, mainly because the position was so new. He could have run for a third term, and, according to Ellis, he most likely would have won with a landslide. He was that popular. Instead, Washington did what he felt was right for the country, not what he felt was right for himself.
Read that last sentence again. When the fuck was the last time we had a president who did anything that wasn’t motivated by self-interest?
The other thing for which he should be remembered is his last will and testament. Throughout his life, Washington kept slaves. He thought very little of the fact that these slaves were actually people. Until the Revolution. His views on slavery changed somewhat as he got older, and while he never fully embraced the movement, he was known to harbor pro-abolitionist sentiments.
In his lifetime, Washington never had the courage to free his slaves. There were so many legal and financial complications involved that he never really tried. He did, however, stipulate in his will that his slaves were to be freed upon his death.
Sadly, due to the family contesting some of the things in his will, only one of his slaves was actually ever freed (https://www.history.com/news/did-geor...), but Washington deserves credit for the (for his time) revolutionary attempt at setting free slaves.
Washington was far from a perfect human being, but that’s a good thing. People who are too close to perfect (or at least think that they are---and we all know people who think that) simply aren’t fascinating subjects for biographies. Ellis knows that, which is why the ironically-titled “His Excellency” (a term thrust upon Washington and one that he hated, because it sounded too much like royalty) gives Washington the chance to finally step down off that pedestal and join the ranks of us imperfect Americans.