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I published this “review” about five minutes ago and have received no Likes. So I’m Floating it.
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And so is inaugurated what became known as Pynchon Lite.®*
It’s a step up in the game of Pynchon Prose.®** From V.. But a step down in page count (you noticed?). Thing is that it’s as if Lot 49 (TCoL49 is atrocious ; maybe “L49”?) were a chapter, not a novella. But maybe that’s just me. Short stories and novellas always look like lost little abandoned novels or fragments thereof. And that’s really kind of what V. is, isn’t it? It salvages a bunch of/several novellas and hinges them together into a pleasant novelistic unity. Friend Curtainthief has a link to a nice little article which grabs this hinging thing from Heidegger’s Beiträge Zur Philosophie: Vom Ereignis ; check it HERE. This kind of novelistic unity is pretty common.
So anyways. Statistics. I’ve read it three times now. Although in all pedantic honesty, I’ve still got a few pages to go. But the first two readings were ages and ages ago relative to the age of our planet. CoLt49 was probably the first Pynchon I read. There’s no reason not to make it your own Virgin Pynchon ®*** too. Why not? It’s 183 pages long. It’s nearly twice as popular on gr as is Gravity’s Rainbow which is his second most popularly read work. 117 gr=Friends of mine have added it ; which really isn’t enough given how sort of syllabustic/canonical it is.
Lot 49 is a short story really (in the novellette it’s a selection of forged Trystero stamps being sold at auction) so it shouldn’t be the basis of any kind of sophisticated opinion about Tom’s work in general because that opinion should be built upon all those works which are not Pynchon Lite® although, truth be told, your opinion regarding Tom in relation to his Pynchon Lite® will not diminish on account of their relative low calorie count. But seriously, folks, Everything Is Relative we are told until we say something like “Pynchon Lite®” and then that principle is oddly dropped and it is objected unto us that, Those books are just as Heavy Duty, Judy . Fine, but, you know, I have to say in response that if you object to the connotation but have no quibble about the denotation then I say, You Sir! possess a serious lack of vocabularic imargination!!
My gods people! you think I’m going to disparage Pynchon? Me?! People object to the weirdest things. The phenomenon itself -- I’m speaking of Pynchon Lite® -- has long deep rich historical roots, reaching way back at least to 1990 when those Cultists of the Divine Rainbow were asked to read Vineland and not somehow react with WtF? I rreally like Vineland (and all of Pynchon Lite®!) and I like it so much that I am overjoyed not to have read it in 1990 and have been faced with such utter disappointment. The faithful were of course shortly rewarded with the Magnificent Mason & Dixon. So there’s that.
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It (back to LOL49) kind of suffers from what I’m going to call The Great Gatsby Complex®**** What do we mean by “The Great Gatsby Complex”®? Just that if it’s a perfect novel then it’s not a novel but a novella (which in German just means “short story”, so there’s that). I mean because a novel, by definition and transcendental constitution (and even by socialistic constructivisticness), has something wrong with it. Flawed. Fallen. In a state of sin. Missed the mark (hamartia, for you with your Greek NT’s). Which is of course what makes it that most human and anti-divine of all artistic forms. And but then if it is a novel, then it’s not perfect. See, if there where just a second half (You Bright and Risen Angels contains an unwritten second half, thereby solving the problem of perfection once and for all -- just amputate half of the thing), making The Lot 49 a diptych, even if that second half were lost, we’d be able to declare it a Perfect Novel in the precise sense of having something Seriously Wrong with it, an entirely full half-fraction missing! See? This is what V. accomplished, it salvaged a bunch of perfect little novellas and mussed them up by hinging them together into a kind of bafflingly impossible unity.
[Paragraph hinge.]
Okay so I just wrapped up those last few pages. I won’t spoiler nothing. But I do have a Fresh Hypothesis. That is, if and only if Closing Reading is still hip because I heard that there’s a thing called Surface Reading. Probably about the only thing I ever do. Skim across the surface. Er, well, since my hypothesis is in fact a surface, a superficial, a not-deep hypothesis. That hypothesis is that Lots(for=sale)49 isn’t so much about Tristero (whether it.... etc) but muchmore about HCE. Seriously, he’s there. More so than Kilroy in V.. Just try to read this thing without seeing HCE everywhere everywhere you can h’imagine! Sometimes it’s just an H and a C and you say to yourself, Where’s the E? (drop a tab of?) or you find a C and an E and you wonder where the atch e double hockey stick is that H? Kind of thing. It’s maddening!!!
None of this may be true of course. Mathematical formulae notwithstanding.
* Not absolutely certain I’m to blame/credit for this felicitous phrase ; but from the looks of my Bleeding Edge review it would seem reasonable so to suspect. So then this apologia. There is no controversy regarding the term’s extension ; it gathers together a set of Pynchon novels which are not V., Gravity’s Rainbow, Mason & Dixon, or Against the Day. The objection is the association with such Amerikan products as the one from Miller and the one from Bud. Fine. But there’s no need to make that association (fucking-close-to-water). But I’m gunna stick to it as the more felicitiously flowing phrase. Compare :: Session Pynchon (what they’re doing with Session IPAs, for instance, is fantastic) (but then Real Ale advocates will start whipping you if you do anything over 3.5ABV or whatever their arbitrary number is) ; Table or Tafel Pynchon, you understand, is simply atrocious (although Du Pont’s Avril is quite nice) ;; you could also go with Lawnmower Pynchon cuz that California sun can get rather hot -- but then some jackass would object that growing (lawn) grass in CA is kind of a waste of precious resources) ;; Single Pynchon (in the row: single, dubbel, tripel, quad) is just going to confuse the hell out of folks, so we won’t bother although New Belgium’s recent Single (they call it “Porch Swing”) is pretty damn good) ;; so I go with the widely recognizable “Lite” (assuming that Sam Adams “Light” was a failure) (and besides, the issue here is not one of luminosity).
** Have fun with this one!
*** So obvious it’s dumb.
**** If you object to this terminology herein invented and coined, then your right to make use of “The Holden Caulfield Complex”® is revoked.
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And so is inaugurated what became known as Pynchon Lite.®*
It’s a step up in the game of Pynchon Prose.®** From V.. But a step down in page count (you noticed?). Thing is that it’s as if Lot 49 (TCoL49 is atrocious ; maybe “L49”?) were a chapter, not a novella. But maybe that’s just me. Short stories and novellas always look like lost little abandoned novels or fragments thereof. And that’s really kind of what V. is, isn’t it? It salvages a bunch of/several novellas and hinges them together into a pleasant novelistic unity. Friend Curtainthief has a link to a nice little article which grabs this hinging thing from Heidegger’s Beiträge Zur Philosophie: Vom Ereignis ; check it HERE. This kind of novelistic unity is pretty common.
So anyways. Statistics. I’ve read it three times now. Although in all pedantic honesty, I’ve still got a few pages to go. But the first two readings were ages and ages ago relative to the age of our planet. CoLt49 was probably the first Pynchon I read. There’s no reason not to make it your own Virgin Pynchon ®*** too. Why not? It’s 183 pages long. It’s nearly twice as popular on gr as is Gravity’s Rainbow which is his second most popularly read work. 117 gr=Friends of mine have added it ; which really isn’t enough given how sort of syllabustic/canonical it is.
Lot 49 is a short story really (in the novellette it’s a selection of forged Trystero stamps being sold at auction) so it shouldn’t be the basis of any kind of sophisticated opinion about Tom’s work in general because that opinion should be built upon all those works which are not Pynchon Lite® although, truth be told, your opinion regarding Tom in relation to his Pynchon Lite® will not diminish on account of their relative low calorie count. But seriously, folks, Everything Is Relative we are told until we say something like “Pynchon Lite®” and then that principle is oddly dropped and it is objected unto us that, Those books are just as Heavy Duty, Judy . Fine, but, you know, I have to say in response that if you object to the connotation but have no quibble about the denotation then I say, You Sir! possess a serious lack of vocabularic imargination!!
My gods people! you think I’m going to disparage Pynchon? Me?! People object to the weirdest things. The phenomenon itself -- I’m speaking of Pynchon Lite® -- has long deep rich historical roots, reaching way back at least to 1990 when those Cultists of the Divine Rainbow were asked to read Vineland and not somehow react with WtF? I rreally like Vineland (and all of Pynchon Lite®!) and I like it so much that I am overjoyed not to have read it in 1990 and have been faced with such utter disappointment. The faithful were of course shortly rewarded with the Magnificent Mason & Dixon. So there’s that.
[Paragraph hinge.]
It (back to LOL49) kind of suffers from what I’m going to call The Great Gatsby Complex®**** What do we mean by “The Great Gatsby Complex”®? Just that if it’s a perfect novel then it’s not a novel but a novella (which in German just means “short story”, so there’s that). I mean because a novel, by definition and transcendental constitution (and even by socialistic constructivisticness), has something wrong with it. Flawed. Fallen. In a state of sin. Missed the mark (hamartia, for you with your Greek NT’s). Which is of course what makes it that most human and anti-divine of all artistic forms. And but then if it is a novel, then it’s not perfect. See, if there where just a second half (You Bright and Risen Angels contains an unwritten second half, thereby solving the problem of perfection once and for all -- just amputate half of the thing), making The Lot 49 a diptych, even if that second half were lost, we’d be able to declare it a Perfect Novel in the precise sense of having something Seriously Wrong with it, an entirely full half-fraction missing! See? This is what V. accomplished, it salvaged a bunch of perfect little novellas and mussed them up by hinging them together into a kind of bafflingly impossible unity.
[Paragraph hinge.]
Okay so I just wrapped up those last few pages. I won’t spoiler nothing. But I do have a Fresh Hypothesis. That is, if and only if Closing Reading is still hip because I heard that there’s a thing called Surface Reading. Probably about the only thing I ever do. Skim across the surface. Er, well, since my hypothesis is in fact a surface, a superficial, a not-deep hypothesis. That hypothesis is that Lots(for=sale)49 isn’t so much about Tristero (whether it.... etc) but muchmore about HCE. Seriously, he’s there. More so than Kilroy in V.. Just try to read this thing without seeing HCE everywhere everywhere you can h’imagine! Sometimes it’s just an H and a C and you say to yourself, Where’s the E? (drop a tab of?) or you find a C and an E and you wonder where the atch e double hockey stick is that H? Kind of thing. It’s maddening!!!
None of this may be true of course. Mathematical formulae notwithstanding.
* Not absolutely certain I’m to blame/credit for this felicitous phrase ; but from the looks of my Bleeding Edge review it would seem reasonable so to suspect. So then this apologia. There is no controversy regarding the term’s extension ; it gathers together a set of Pynchon novels which are not V., Gravity’s Rainbow, Mason & Dixon, or Against the Day. The objection is the association with such Amerikan products as the one from Miller and the one from Bud. Fine. But there’s no need to make that association (fucking-close-to-water). But I’m gunna stick to it as the more felicitiously flowing phrase. Compare :: Session Pynchon (what they’re doing with Session IPAs, for instance, is fantastic) (but then Real Ale advocates will start whipping you if you do anything over 3.5ABV or whatever their arbitrary number is) ; Table or Tafel Pynchon, you understand, is simply atrocious (although Du Pont’s Avril is quite nice) ;; you could also go with Lawnmower Pynchon cuz that California sun can get rather hot -- but then some jackass would object that growing (lawn) grass in CA is kind of a waste of precious resources) ;; Single Pynchon (in the row: single, dubbel, tripel, quad) is just going to confuse the hell out of folks, so we won’t bother although New Belgium’s recent Single (they call it “Porch Swing”) is pretty damn good) ;; so I go with the widely recognizable “Lite” (assuming that Sam Adams “Light” was a failure) (and besides, the issue here is not one of luminosity).
** Have fun with this one!
*** So obvious it’s dumb.
**** If you object to this terminology herein invented and coined, then your right to make use of “The Holden Caulfield Complex”® is revoked.