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i can't stress enough how not good this book was. (everett says he likes it that i pan books, so he will be pleased with this review.)
where does one start when explaining what makes a piece of shit unpleasant? is it the smell? is it the origins? is it its inherent turdness?
this book is inherently a turd.
mr follett's preface says that people have told him it is the best book they have ever read, and i have to seriously question what they're comparing it to. sweet valley high? maybe, but not necessarily.
okay, compliment sandwich time - something nice, something not nice, something nice.
something nice: it's filled with precise information about industries during the middle ages (1130s-1170s, approx.) informative!
something not nice: these bits of information were not interesting, not really. also, the characters are not even one dimensional. they are, say 1/3 dimensional. all the good guys are attractive, all the bad guys are ugly. everyone things in contemporary ways. the book drones on and on in a mind-numbing sequence of "something good happens! something terrible happens! something good happens, that is just in time! something bad happens that seems like a disaster! something happens to redeem the badness!" you just don't care after a while. also, the central premise of the story, this commitment by these men to built a cathedral, is HELLA flimsy. mr. follett is supposedly something of a church architecture buff, so maybe for him that seems plausible, but i wasn't enrolled. yeah, they're impressive and lovely. NEXT. not funny, not intelligent, not exciting, not suspenseful, not sexy.
something nice: the cover of the book is very lovely, and the book itself is nice and long. hundreds and hundreds of pages of not-very-good writing.
there you go. this book was a piece of crap and oprah should be ashamed of herself for putting it in her book club alongside books like 'white oleander' and 'east of eden.'
where does one start when explaining what makes a piece of shit unpleasant? is it the smell? is it the origins? is it its inherent turdness?
this book is inherently a turd.
mr follett's preface says that people have told him it is the best book they have ever read, and i have to seriously question what they're comparing it to. sweet valley high? maybe, but not necessarily.
okay, compliment sandwich time - something nice, something not nice, something nice.
something nice: it's filled with precise information about industries during the middle ages (1130s-1170s, approx.) informative!
something not nice: these bits of information were not interesting, not really. also, the characters are not even one dimensional. they are, say 1/3 dimensional. all the good guys are attractive, all the bad guys are ugly. everyone things in contemporary ways. the book drones on and on in a mind-numbing sequence of "something good happens! something terrible happens! something good happens, that is just in time! something bad happens that seems like a disaster! something happens to redeem the badness!" you just don't care after a while. also, the central premise of the story, this commitment by these men to built a cathedral, is HELLA flimsy. mr. follett is supposedly something of a church architecture buff, so maybe for him that seems plausible, but i wasn't enrolled. yeah, they're impressive and lovely. NEXT. not funny, not intelligent, not exciting, not suspenseful, not sexy.
something nice: the cover of the book is very lovely, and the book itself is nice and long. hundreds and hundreds of pages of not-very-good writing.
there you go. this book was a piece of crap and oprah should be ashamed of herself for putting it in her book club alongside books like 'white oleander' and 'east of eden.'