I love the Onion. On a serious note, the edition right after 9/11 should be required reading for anyone who means to kill in the name of G-d.

It's kind of wild how bad The Onion's hit-to-miss ratio used to be. Other than some of the post-9/11 stuff (which comes at the very end of this volume), there's not much to recommend it.

On the whole, The Onion is the most consistently funny publication that...oh, I don't know, has ever been printed throughout the existence of man? Unfortunately, this otherwise dependably hilarious collection of Onion articles is ineptly laid out, to say the least. Maybe there was some kind of super-cool joke hiding in this aggravating design that I missed, but it looks to me like they just slapped it together. But, again, funnier than pretty much everything.

Oh my god it's like dipping your hand in the worlds biggest candy bowl !!!!!!!

We all need some of this sometimes...

If you've never heard of the Onion, you should get into it if you care about the laughter of children. It is a weekly free publication in several major cities. www.theonion.com.

Hilarious. Horoscopes and the H-Dog are the best.