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I just got a late notice from the library that stated: "The following library materials [Mayflower: A Story of Courage, Community, and War] are 14 days overdue. Please return these items as soon as possible so that others may enjoy them."
Well, they just got one eeensy thing wrong: no one's going to be enjoying this book.
Perhaps I'm not speaking from experience, as I found myself unable to finish the delightful snooze-fest, but I'm trying out my theory that books also follow The Movie Rule. What's The Movie Rule you ask? It's my own special scientific rule, thoroughly tested by Me, and backed with tons of anecdotal evidence, that states: If a movie is not interesting in the first ten minutes, it's not gonna be". (You can test it too! To get started, just rent Hollow Man or Autumn in New York).
I know what you're thinking: how can I test the theory on books if I don't read the whole book to see if it gets better. Well, one way is to trick someone else into reading it, then see how they liked it. This would work if I valued anyone's opinion as much as my own. As it stands, however, there is no valid way to test it unless I bite the bullet and read the book myself. And in the name of Science I totally would, but, you see, it's overdue.
Well, they just got one eeensy thing wrong: no one's going to be enjoying this book.
Perhaps I'm not speaking from experience, as I found myself unable to finish the delightful snooze-fest, but I'm trying out my theory that books also follow The Movie Rule. What's The Movie Rule you ask? It's my own special scientific rule, thoroughly tested by Me, and backed with tons of anecdotal evidence, that states: If a movie is not interesting in the first ten minutes, it's not gonna be". (You can test it too! To get started, just rent Hollow Man or Autumn in New York).
I know what you're thinking: how can I test the theory on books if I don't read the whole book to see if it gets better. Well, one way is to trick someone else into reading it, then see how they liked it. This would work if I valued anyone's opinion as much as my own. As it stands, however, there is no valid way to test it unless I bite the bullet and read the book myself. And in the name of Science I totally would, but, you see, it's overdue.