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"Hey, I'd sure like money. Maybe I'll write a book about cutting off a woman's jaw and facefucking her! Yea! People'll kick up a fuss and buy it based on controversy alone! But books are long, and I can honestly only come up with like four ways to kill people, and three different types of helpless people to kill! Maybe I'll pile it with 300 pages of repetitive filler about what Yuppies wore ten years ago, French cuisine, blow, and record reviews of ironically shitty bands I've plagiarized wholesale from Rolling Stone bios! Bingo! A book's length of pages + liberal use of the phrase "Eating her asshole" + the subtle, deep social analysis of a Political cartoon = a big fat check for me, Bret Easton Ellis!"
Or that's how I imagine it went. Glad I didn't pay for this piece of crap.
Or that's how I imagine it went. Glad I didn't pay for this piece of crap.