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Supposedly this is an award-winning children's book. It's considered a classic. And since I'd never read it, and it had all of those wonderful things going for it, I selected it for our next lunchtime read.
And I. Hated. This. Book.
The story is about three children. The first is Meg, who is a cranky, bitchy, rebellious, horrible middle school girl. She spends the entire book demanding attention, throwing temper tantrums, and clinging to people. She's supposed to be mildly 'gifted', but we never see ANYTHING more of that in the book, so it's just ridiculous. There's not one good thing about this child, and I hated her.
Then there's her little brother Charles Wallace, who is four or five years old but acts 38. It's WRONG. He's got some sort of brainy superpower that is never fully revealed to the reader, we're just supposed to believe he's 'special' and that when he's concentrating, something is happening (that never manifests to the reader). It's just STUPID.
And last there's Calvin, who just kind of shows up out of the blue several chapters into the book, and is the only actually gifted person in the bunch - but all he can do is be more eloquent than the siblings. So much for THAT gift. He's supposedly vaguely acquainted with Meg from school (he's a few years ahead of her), and based on that, they can hug and hold hands and we're supposed to think the blossomless 'relationship' between them is natural. It is NOT - it's too pat, too quick, and makes no sense, based on her 'ugliness' and crabbiness, alone.
If that weren't enough, the gov't sends the sibling's father into time/space and the family is left for two years to think he just disappeared on a business trip. The gov't would have a better story than that, hello. Just *SHODDY* writing.
The kids meet three 'women' (who are actually stars, or angels, or... we're never sure). They can go to any planet but they can't help the children in situations the author decides are taboo for no reason. They can give gifts, but they can't tell you what you need to do, or give advice, and they can barely even talk... It's just... WRONG! The whole book was a mess. It made no sense. It was preposterous and illogical and no amount of shoddily thrown in verses is going to change that.
When we finally ((FINALLY)) get to the crux of the plot, we find out that there's a disembodied brain trying to destroy planets with 'darkness' and 'evil' (both vaguely referenced as 'cold' and 'horrible'), and that to defeat it, all you need is LUVVVV. You're KIDDING. All of that slop just to get to THAT?!
Read something else. ANYTHING else. It was horrible.
And I. Hated. This. Book.
The story is about three children. The first is Meg, who is a cranky, bitchy, rebellious, horrible middle school girl. She spends the entire book demanding attention, throwing temper tantrums, and clinging to people. She's supposed to be mildly 'gifted', but we never see ANYTHING more of that in the book, so it's just ridiculous. There's not one good thing about this child, and I hated her.
Then there's her little brother Charles Wallace, who is four or five years old but acts 38. It's WRONG. He's got some sort of brainy superpower that is never fully revealed to the reader, we're just supposed to believe he's 'special' and that when he's concentrating, something is happening (that never manifests to the reader). It's just STUPID.
And last there's Calvin, who just kind of shows up out of the blue several chapters into the book, and is the only actually gifted person in the bunch - but all he can do is be more eloquent than the siblings. So much for THAT gift. He's supposedly vaguely acquainted with Meg from school (he's a few years ahead of her), and based on that, they can hug and hold hands and we're supposed to think the blossomless 'relationship' between them is natural. It is NOT - it's too pat, too quick, and makes no sense, based on her 'ugliness' and crabbiness, alone.
If that weren't enough, the gov't sends the sibling's father into time/space and the family is left for two years to think he just disappeared on a business trip. The gov't would have a better story than that, hello. Just *SHODDY* writing.
The kids meet three 'women' (who are actually stars, or angels, or... we're never sure). They can go to any planet but they can't help the children in situations the author decides are taboo for no reason. They can give gifts, but they can't tell you what you need to do, or give advice, and they can barely even talk... It's just... WRONG! The whole book was a mess. It made no sense. It was preposterous and illogical and no amount of shoddily thrown in verses is going to change that.
When we finally ((FINALLY)) get to the crux of the plot, we find out that there's a disembodied brain trying to destroy planets with 'darkness' and 'evil' (both vaguely referenced as 'cold' and 'horrible'), and that to defeat it, all you need is LUVVVV. You're KIDDING. All of that slop just to get to THAT?!
Read something else. ANYTHING else. It was horrible.