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Ummm...I don't even know where to start. This book was definitely a far cry from the 'Sleeping Beauty' I remember from childhood. LOL! I love a good, dark, erotic story, but this was just bizarre. I had to create a new shelf for this one, named 'WTF did I just read'.
Aside from the overzealous paddle-wielding, the story wasn't really particularly "dark". Nope, the shocking nature of this tale seemed to come from it's complete and total strangeness. It was just so damn weird!
I mean, who the hell administers a rudimentary enema in a kitchen, anyway! I'm surprised the castle's resident perverts didn't all die of foodbourne illnesses with some of the nasty things going on in the kitchen. Yuck! I wasn't turned on, I wanted to file a complaint with OSHA or the Department of Health. Again, not sexy at all!
To top it all off, none of the characters were the least bit appealing. I didn't feel even the slightest connection with any of them. The blurb sounded promising, but unfortunately, the execution left much to be desired.
I'm a firm believer in "different strokes for different folks". Hey, some people like to be defecated on. Whatever. Sounds pretty disgusting to me, but who am I to judge! So if this book does it for you, then more power to you. For me, this book sucked in a big way!
Aside from the overzealous paddle-wielding, the story wasn't really particularly "dark". Nope, the shocking nature of this tale seemed to come from it's complete and total strangeness. It was just so damn weird!
I mean, who the hell administers a rudimentary enema in a kitchen, anyway! I'm surprised the castle's resident perverts didn't all die of foodbourne illnesses with some of the nasty things going on in the kitchen. Yuck! I wasn't turned on, I wanted to file a complaint with OSHA or the Department of Health. Again, not sexy at all!
To top it all off, none of the characters were the least bit appealing. I didn't feel even the slightest connection with any of them. The blurb sounded promising, but unfortunately, the execution left much to be desired.
I'm a firm believer in "different strokes for different folks". Hey, some people like to be defecated on. Whatever. Sounds pretty disgusting to me, but who am I to judge! So if this book does it for you, then more power to you. For me, this book sucked in a big way!