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This was often a bit too NPR for my tastes, but the subject matter (obscure politicos and assassins) is dear to my heart. If you're a history nerd, you already know all this stuff, but you'll enjoy her enthusiasm and relentless stream of smirky asides. I especially loved her framing of James Garfield's assassination with the polyamorous Oneida community which barely tolerated Charles Guiteau's presence for five long years. (Guiteau is definitely the lamest assassin ever, not least because he shot Garfield in the back!)
I laughed out loud when she bestowed the nickname "Jinxy McDeath" upon Robert Lincoln (he being present at three presidential assassinations), later politely suggesting that Leon Czolgosz should have aimed his clumsy gun at Jinxy instead of McKinley.
Oh, plus, this parenthetical aside is priceless:
"The subject of Peter Gallagher's eyebrows, I realize, is a digression away from the Oneida Community, and yet, I do feel compelled, indeed almost conspiracy theoretically bound to mention that one of the reasons the Oneida Community broke up and turned itself into a corporate teapot factory is that a faction within the group, led by a lawyer named James William Towner, was miffed that the community's most esteemed elders were bogarting the teenage virgins and left in a huff for non other than Orange County, California, where Towner helped organize the Orange County government, became a judge, and picked the spot where the Santa Ana courthouse would be built, a courthouse where, it is reasonable to assume, Peter Gallaghers attorney character on The O.C. might defend his clients."
I should warn readers that on pp.10-11, Vowell quotes a letter from her friend Jack which contains a major error. Jack seems to be talking about Carlos II el Hechizado (1661-1700) of Spain (who was forced to sleep with the skeleton of St. Francis of Assisi in order to restore his sperm count or figure out where to put his man-dangle or whatever), but then says that His Royal Bewitched Highness's inability to create an heir caused the Spanish empire to dissolve into warfare with England in 1588. But 1588 was during the reign of the very virile, crafty, and un-bewitched King Philip II, i.e. 73 years before Carlos II was born. And anyway Philip's royal heir Philip III (last of Philip II's four legitimate children, and grandfather of Carlos the Bewitched) was born when that relativistic heavy sperm collider Philip II was age 51. So, like, the letter needs a factual correction.
I laughed out loud when she bestowed the nickname "Jinxy McDeath" upon Robert Lincoln (he being present at three presidential assassinations), later politely suggesting that Leon Czolgosz should have aimed his clumsy gun at Jinxy instead of McKinley.
Oh, plus, this parenthetical aside is priceless:
"The subject of Peter Gallagher's eyebrows, I realize, is a digression away from the Oneida Community, and yet, I do feel compelled, indeed almost conspiracy theoretically bound to mention that one of the reasons the Oneida Community broke up and turned itself into a corporate teapot factory is that a faction within the group, led by a lawyer named James William Towner, was miffed that the community's most esteemed elders were bogarting the teenage virgins and left in a huff for non other than Orange County, California, where Towner helped organize the Orange County government, became a judge, and picked the spot where the Santa Ana courthouse would be built, a courthouse where, it is reasonable to assume, Peter Gallaghers attorney character on The O.C. might defend his clients."
I should warn readers that on pp.10-11, Vowell quotes a letter from her friend Jack which contains a major error. Jack seems to be talking about Carlos II el Hechizado (1661-1700) of Spain (who was forced to sleep with the skeleton of St. Francis of Assisi in order to restore his sperm count or figure out where to put his man-dangle or whatever), but then says that His Royal Bewitched Highness's inability to create an heir caused the Spanish empire to dissolve into warfare with England in 1588. But 1588 was during the reign of the very virile, crafty, and un-bewitched King Philip II, i.e. 73 years before Carlos II was born. And anyway Philip's royal heir Philip III (last of Philip II's four legitimate children, and grandfather of Carlos the Bewitched) was born when that relativistic heavy sperm collider Philip II was age 51. So, like, the letter needs a factual correction.