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dnf - at page 103 0f 669. This is gonna be one of the more unhinged Dune reviews but for enduring this much of Frank's writing I think I have earned it. I have realized I simply don't have tolerance anymore for this man's bullshit. I really don't want to have to read at inch worm pace because Frank refuses to give the reader information or give important details the space they need. I don't care that Duncan Idaho is back for the 5 millionth fucking time. In fact, I kinda feel like him being back again retroactively makes the last book worse! The entirety of that book went to show how Duncan was an outdated model that was prone to being disobedient and ultimately unhelpful to the goals of whoever made him, so why the fuck is he back again? Great question! Frank never explained it in any way that makes sense beyond: "he needs to fuck that 5 year old girl on Rakis (which is Frank's new iteration on Dune's name)" which I refuse to accept as an explanation.
A list of other things I hate about this book:
- I'm tired of Frank throwing in random new facts and expecting me to call him a genius for it. Why are the chairs living dogs? Why? You have to extrapolate why a development this drastic this deep into the series is happening beyond a character saying "i hate that she had me sitting on the living dog chairs." I don't need that much more just a little bit. Just like 2 sentences saying this was done for xyz. Just give me reason to think you did this for any other reason than "i think its cool."
- I despise that Frank refuses to show me the interesting parts of this world. What happened to the Spacing Guild? They were so cool and had a genuinely interesting dynamic of being able to do what Paul could do but not utilizing it in the same way. Why are they just gone ever since the second book?
- I also don't fucking care about the Bene Gesserit. You exhausted the only things interesting about them in book 2. I don't care that they are infighting. Why is this being treated as something new?? This has been happening literally since THE FIRST BOOK.
- Why was the majority of the first 100 pages of this book focused on some random who gives a fuck Mentat that is training Duncan version 10000000 on how to use weapons. I DONT CARE!
I hear so much about how Frank's son taking over the series is bad, but to be honest I really can't conceive how he can make that dramatically shittier of a plot than what Frank already had cooked up. The problem with those books could just be that Brian is relying on this horseshit as a base material rather than his skill as an author.
I'm not gonna read anything else from the Dune series. At least for a very long time. I'm tired of Frank and I need a break from him.
As a parting gift here is Frank saying liberals are the problem in the galaxy:
"'Only liberals really think. Only liberals are intellectual. Only liberals understand the needs of their fellows.' How much viciousness lay concealed in that word! Odrade thought. How much secret ego demanding to feel superior."
A list of other things I hate about this book:
- I'm tired of Frank throwing in random new facts and expecting me to call him a genius for it. Why are the chairs living dogs? Why? You have to extrapolate why a development this drastic this deep into the series is happening beyond a character saying "i hate that she had me sitting on the living dog chairs." I don't need that much more just a little bit. Just like 2 sentences saying this was done for xyz. Just give me reason to think you did this for any other reason than "i think its cool."
- I despise that Frank refuses to show me the interesting parts of this world. What happened to the Spacing Guild? They were so cool and had a genuinely interesting dynamic of being able to do what Paul could do but not utilizing it in the same way. Why are they just gone ever since the second book?
- I also don't fucking care about the Bene Gesserit. You exhausted the only things interesting about them in book 2. I don't care that they are infighting. Why is this being treated as something new?? This has been happening literally since THE FIRST BOOK.
- Why was the majority of the first 100 pages of this book focused on some random who gives a fuck Mentat that is training Duncan version 10000000 on how to use weapons. I DONT CARE!
I hear so much about how Frank's son taking over the series is bad, but to be honest I really can't conceive how he can make that dramatically shittier of a plot than what Frank already had cooked up. The problem with those books could just be that Brian is relying on this horseshit as a base material rather than his skill as an author.
I'm not gonna read anything else from the Dune series. At least for a very long time. I'm tired of Frank and I need a break from him.
As a parting gift here is Frank saying liberals are the problem in the galaxy:
"'Only liberals really think. Only liberals are intellectual. Only liberals understand the needs of their fellows.' How much viciousness lay concealed in that word! Odrade thought. How much secret ego demanding to feel superior."