Eh, I have never finished reading this book, and I didn't really want to pick it up again. There are just too many books out there! It seems like every time I start one, another interesting one catches my eye. Maybe it's because I'm always curious about different stories and ideas. But this also means that I have a stack of unfinished books sitting on my shelf, gathering dust. Sometimes I feel a bit guilty about it, but then I think that there's no rush. Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore. So I'll just take my time and enjoy each book as I come across it, even if it means that some of them might never get finished.
Author Julia Powell is a complex mix of various traits. From the very beginning, when she reveals that she sold her own eggs to pay off credit debt, she resembles that dreaded person on a long flight who bombards you with their life story in minutes. She is also the TMI girl we're all familiar with, sharing details like the smell of her burps and piss, constantly bitching about her job and Republicans, describing smelly cocks, overindulging in cocktails, and telling us she sleeps with her face on her husband's ass, using "fuck" every other word. She seems oblivious to the shocked expressions and cringes of those around her, believing herself to be witty and funny. She disrespects and insults her loving and patient husband while considering cheating on him and living vicariously through her slutty friends, both single and married. (I sense a divorce on the horizon.)
She also embarked on a year-long cooking/blog project, an idea given to her and set up by the husband she treats so poorly, to cook every recipe from Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking. However, she proceeds to mess up and alter the recipes, partly due to their difficulty, partly due to her bad planning, and mostly because of her own stupidity. For example, boning a fowl isn't that hard, so stop stressing; why not ask the butcher to slice the bone marrow instead of making a disgusting mess yourself? And please, spare us the details of getting lobster meat out with a tweezer. We're supposed to find all this amusing. Ha. Ha.
As she began this culinary adventure, I couldn't forget that she'd mentioned having three cats, a python, and being disgusted by the cooking environment. But no surprise, she tells us about the cat hair in the kitchen and food, the dead mice for her snake in the same bag as cooking ingredients, the vegetables falling on the rotted kitchen floor that she throws into the pot, and the flies that lead to finding maggots in her kitchen. Yummy.
Julie ends up getting a lot of media attention, a large blog following, and a book/movie deal. An ignorant reader like me gains a new understanding of the complexity of Julia Child's recipes and something like (but not quite) admiration for the author actually cooking every recipe. This book won't go on my "sucked" shelf as it didn't completely suck. I give it one star for being readable and for the somewhat touching story of how a nobody became someone on her own. I just didn't like her tone. I couldn't take it.
I hear she has a sequel coming out next month, this time about being a butcher. Would I read it? Absolutely. Not because I want to read about her mutilating dead animals and more gross bodily functions. I'm really eager to know if she divorces that kind husband who was by her side the whole time. I'm betting she did.