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I had never heard of this book or series of short stories that Martin wrote back in the early 80s. There is a good reason for that. The first story, where Tuf and a group of mercenaries discover and argue over an enormous, extremely powerful derelict starship, is quite frankly dreadful. It is truly awful. If I hadn't been stuck on a train, I would never have bothered to finish it. The plot is rather predictable, even when it attempts to be clever. Every single character is a one-dimensional caricature. If Martin was trying to make you rejoice in their deaths, he succeeds. I actually wished his protagonist had joined them. There is the corrupt, foolish, gluttonous character. There is the proud, foolish retired soldier who believes he still has what it takes. There is the mustache-twirling mercenary, the backstabbing mercenary, and the cyborg who...is just a cyborg? There is no point in wasting time on characterizing a cyborg. And then there is Tuf, who speaks with the flowery self-deprecation that you would expect from a bad stereotype of an Arabic merchant. The dialogue is atrocious. The action is mediocre, but every time a character opened his or her mouth, I wanted that character to die. Fortunately, most of them do. After that, we have a series of episodes where Tuf enters orbit, the natives have a problem, and he solves the problem in a way that the natives get what they deserve but not what they want. These are better than the first story, at least. But they are very much in an older style of science fiction where the protagonist calmly and rationally explains to the hysterical people why they are stupid and wrong. The hysterical people learn a Very Important Lesson and are upset about it because they are not as calm and logical as the protagonist, who has no character arc, is never wrong, and does not need to learn anything except that Other People Are Hysterical. It should be noted that the said protagonist is white, male, very tall, vegetarian, atheist, cultured, and likes cats. Nearly all of the other people are female, non-white, and/or religious. Some of the plots are somewhat clever, but usually in a rather predictable way. They are competent enough, but just...meh. Basically, if you loved Game of Thrones and are looking for more...don't bother with this book. In fact, just don't bother with this book at all.