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Reading most Carl Hiaasen novels is an experience that can be likened to plummeting off the edge of the earth. You find yourself in a continuous freefall, eagerly awaiting something tangible to latch onto. Fortunately, for the most part, you'll be chuckling throughout the entire descent. Briefly put, the plot of “Lucky You” revolves around two winning lottery tickets, each worth a whopping $14 million. JoLayne Lucks manages to win one, while Bodean Gazzer gets the other. JoLayne has noble intentions for her windfall, but Bode's plans are far from altruistic. He and his pal, Chub, intend to use their money to finance a militia in anticipation of a NATO invasion. They believe that communists, homosexuals, and people of color (phrases Bode would never use) are amassing powerful weaponry to defeat white America. JoLayne, of course, is stunningly beautiful and black. Bodie and Chub attack her, steal her ticket, and thus begins the chase. Reporter Tom Krome, in an effort to cover the story as a feature for a mid-sized Florida newspaper, follows JoLayne. One can only imagine the prejudices that are overcome on both sides as they survive their search for the missing ticket. There are also turtle infants, affectionately called “cooters,” which are JoLayne's pets. They become embroiled in a religious scam operation centered around a highway Jesus and a plastic Madonna that miraculously sheds blood-red and perfumed tears on a strict schedule coinciding with peak tourist hours. Tom also expends a minimum of effort to rid himself of his actress-wife and his mistress, the wife of a corrupt judge, all while hunting down the lottery ticket that gets hidden in various places, including an empty shell casing that remains in the rifle from which it fired a bullet to make room for the ticket. The militia movement grows rapidly, soon encompassing a hapless convenience store clerk and a Hooters waitress who serves as a hostage to the group. If this all sounds crazy, then read this rollicking adventure through Hiaasen's Florida to discover just how wild things can truly get. Hiaasen is always entertaining and often downright hilarious. It's the perfect summer read, even if you happen to live in Maine.