This is a super-quick read.

Recently, I took a trip to Orlando, and the prevalence of Disney there disgusted me. I felt like I really needed to read this.

Hiassen's writing style is truly fabulous. His words seem to dance on the page, captivating the reader from the very beginning.

I am definitely going to check out more of his work.

The book, however, is a little outdated. It was written some time ago, and some of the references and situations may not be as relevant today.

Still, I was totally hoping for more Disney dirt. I wanted to know the behind-the-scenes secrets and scandals of the world's most famous theme park.

Despite not getting as much as I hoped, it was still a satisfying read. The story was engaging, and the characters were well-developed.

I would recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a quick, entertaining read.

I absolutely loved this book!

I read it when I first relocated to Jacksonville, Florida.

I have always been completely enraptured by the so-called "Disney Magic."

This short book, written by a genuine Florida journalist and novelist, offers an engaging and eye-opening expose to the dark side of Disney.

It delves into how they have established their truly incredible infrastructure and also reveals some rather disturbing details such as how they handle certain situations like the removal of bodies.

It makes you think twice about the seemingly perfect world that Disney portrays.

The author does a great job of presenting these aspects in a way that keeps the reader hooked from start to finish.

It's a must-read for anyone who has an interest in Disney or wants to know what lies beneath the surface of this entertainment giant.

Overall, it's a fascinating and thought-provoking book that I would highly recommend.

A very short and highly entertaining screed from one of my favorite writers.

Even though I am someone who truly enjoys their movies and often dreams of taking a trip to Star Wars land while watching Disney+, I can still fully appreciate just how accurate and spot-on this rant really is!

It's quite remarkable how this piece manages to capture certain aspects that both Disney fans and those who may not be as fond of the company can relate to.

Whether you're a die-hard Disney enthusiast or someone who has a more critical view, this rant offers some interesting perspectives and insights.

I would highly recommend it for both Disney fans and haters alike. It's a thought-provoking and engaging read that is sure to spark some discussions and perhaps even make you look at Disney in a new light.

So, if you're looking for something short and entertaining that will make you think, give this screed a try. You might be surprised at how much you enjoy it!

Drew resembled a dark and fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot. It was truly a strange and somewhat disturbing sight.

Just a brief glimpse into my dark reality was enough to give one a sense of unease. And if someone were to take a full, unwavering stare into my twisted perspective, it would likely drive most people simply go insane.

It's as if my mind is a warped and shadowy place, filled with thoughts and images that are both captivating and terrifying.

Drew, with his distorted appearance, seems to be a manifestation of the chaos and darkness that lurks within me.

Whether it's a product of my imagination or a reflection of something deeper, I can't quite say. But one thing is for sure, my world is far from ordinary, and those who dare to enter it might just find themselves in a place they never expected.

A collection of essays is dedicated to the reasons why Carl Hiaasen believes Disney is evil.

He essentially points out certain darker aspects in Disney's past. However, considering the brevity of this book, I would argue that Disney's goodness far surpasses any negative things it might have done.

Carl is clearly not a Disney enthusiast. He detests what they have done to Florida. Although they have made it one of the best destinations in the world, he still holds a grudge. He believes that Disney is attempting to erase reality, which is true to some extent, but only within the parks. This is precisely why so many people are drawn to them!

I didn't particularly like this book. I have no issue with reading about the darker side of Disney as long as it is not written maliciously. "Realityland" by David Koenig is an outstanding book about the reality of Disney that I truly enjoyed. I would highly recommend reading that book instead of this one! The saving grace of this book is its short length. So, if you are curious, it won't consume much of your time.

I began reading “Bad Monkey” after thoroughly enjoying the Apple TV+ show. As I was reading, a thought crossed my mind: “I wonder if this guy has any thoughts on Disney.”

So, I decided to check it out from my local library. And let me tell you, I was not disappointed.

The book is hilarious, filled with smart-ass remarks, and also very informative. It's truly a master-class in rant and persuasive essay writing.

The “The Puppy King” essay, which is about Eisner and 101 Dalmatians, is a remarkable piece. It manages to fit so many ideas into one small essay that it seems almost impossible. However, it works beautifully.

It presents a unique perspective on the Disney empire and its inner workings, making it a must-read for anyone interested in the world of entertainment and business.

Overall, “Bad Monkey” is a great read that I would highly recommend to others.

Carl Hiaasen once said that his dream is to be banned from Disney... For LIFE.

Well, Carl, let's go for it! I'm more than willing to buy the tickets so that we can be banished from that so-called "hellish place" FOREVER!

Disney has often been the subject of much debate, and this excellent read really delves into the evils that some claim lurk within.

It's not just about the overcommercialization or the sometimes less-than-ideal treatment of employees. There are deeper issues at play that are worth exploring.

Perhaps Carl's desire to be banned is a bold statement, a way to draw attention to these concerns.

And who knows, maybe by taking such a stance, we can start a conversation that leads to positive change.

So, Carl, let's make this happen and see where this adventure takes us.

We had an amazing family trip to Disney World.

It was truly a magical experience filled with joy, laughter, and countless wonderful memories. The sticky sweet world of Disney was like a dream come true for all of us.

However, after spending so much time in that overly cheerful and sometimes saccharine environment, I found myself longing for something completely different upon my return.

That's when I thought of Carl Hiaasen. His works are known for their dark humor, biting satire, and often scathing critiques of society. Reading his books is like cleansing my palate with some pure bile, in the best possible way.

Thanks to Carl Hiaasen, I can now escape from the sugary sweetness of Disney and dive into a world of his unique creation, where the absurdities of life are laid bare and made hilariously entertaining.

It's a perfect contrast to the Disney experience and just what I need to bring some balance back to my literary diet.

This book presents a rather laughable instance of a blathering anti-capitalistic liberal going on a rant against the remarkable success of good American business. It is true that in an enterprise as vast as Disney, one can always uncover isolated examples of mistakes and wrongdoings. Hiaasen has indeed done just that. However, he also makes broad and sweeping generalizations about the supposed "evil" of Disney, all while giving a mere slight nod to some of their positive attributes.

In one chapter, he rants about how Disney takes over a place and offers all kinds of "clean" services to the visitors. Then, in the very next chapter, he rants against them when they fail to do so, which causes people to have to use their gas-guzzling SUVs to drive elsewhere to shop, eat, and so on. It seems that there is simply no way to please this author, except perhaps in the case of his own highly successful book writing enterprise. And let's not forget that when these books are printed, they devour many trees. Some of them are even made into movies, which requires people to DRIVE to the movie theater, further polluting the precious air of Florida and the world.

I do occasionally enjoy reading the arguments of people with views that are opposite to mine. So, it was quite interesting to be reminded in this 90-page epic just how "unbiased" liberal journalists (and politicians for that matter) are in their own eyes. Overall, I believe that Disney has generally had a positive influence on the economy and well-being of every city and state it has "devoured". Without it, Florida would likely be just another Myrtle Beach.

Nevertheless, I will still return to reading Carl Hiaasen's fiction, which is always interlaced with his editorials on the ridiculous in Florida, and which I truly enjoy.

I have a hunch that my perspective on this book won't be widely shared among my fellow Floridians. However, I truly couldn't concur with the majority of what Hiaasen expressed in this work. I believe it's because I'm not a native Floridian and still identify as a West Virginian. A West Virginian who, after graduating from college, spent six months desperately seeking employment in her home state only to be forced to relocate to Florida due to the lack of opportunities in WV. Perhaps I'm a bit cynical.

This book angered me to such an extent that I took notes. Just a moment, let me retrieve them.

Alright, first: There is a great deal of unattractive and unappealing sprawl surrounding Disney. The author attributes this to Disney World itself, arguing that if Disney weren't there, the sprawl wouldn't exist. Now, while this holds true on the most fundamental level, the responsibility for all of this sprawl actually lies with the City of Orlando. As a Landscape Architect, I spend my days poring over dull city codes. If Orlando didn't desire sprawl, they could have prevented it. Notice that there is no sprawl within Disney property... they employed intelligent development practices. The same principle applies to the lion that escaped from an external "zoo." The author blames Disney? It didn't originate from Animal Kingdom.

Okay, next are the Dalmatians. Seriously. That's all there is to it. If you don't want a dog, don't purchase a puppy. Somehow, this is Disney's fault. I suppose they shouldn't produce any movies about anything because consumers can't be held accountable for their actions.

The final thing I'm going to gripe about is Gorda Cay. The author claims that it's now all artificial and that in the past, it was a beautiful "real" island. So real, in fact, that it was a major hub for drug smuggling. Is that preferable to a stop by a Disney Cruise? I don't understand. Bring on the drugs!!!???

On the other hand, I do comprehend why Floridians are frustrated with tourists. I understand how they can cause damage and create terrible traffic and all that. I just felt that some of the points made in this book were a bit absurd.

Good information!

However, it is rather embarrassingly overwritten.

Sometimes, when we try to convey a message, we might go overboard and include more details than necessary.

This can make the text seem cluttered and less engaging.

It's important to find the right balance between providing enough information and keeping it简洁明了.

Maybe a bit of trimming and reorganization would do wonders for this piece.

We could focus on the key points and present them in a more straightforward manner.

That way, the readers can easily understand the essence of the information without getting lost in a sea of words.

After all, the goal is to communicate effectively, not to show off our writing skills.

So, let's take a step back, evaluate the content, and see where we can make some improvements.

With a little effort, we can turn this overwritten text into a more polished and impactful piece of writing.

I found this book to be truly disappointing.

It was a strange hybrid, really too short to be considered a proper book, yet too long to be just an essay.

Moreover, it couldn't seem to decide on a consistent style, vacillating between nonfiction reporting and a personal essay.

I have a great admiration for Carl Hiassen and am quite interested in his work as a journalist. While I haven't read most of it, I had high hopes that this particular book would offer a wealth of inside information about the evils of the Disney empire.

To my slight disappointment, I did manage to learn a bit about how the company bought politicians and evaded responsibility for its hurricane-unready housing ventures.

However, the saving grace was that it was so short that it only consumed an hour of my time.

Overall, it was a rather underwhelming read that failed to live up to my expectations.