\\"To be born again,\\" sang Gibreel Farishta tumbling from the heavens, \\"first you have to die. Hoji! Hoji! To land upon the bosomy earth, first one needs to fly. Tat-taa! Taka-thun! How to ever smile again, if first you won't cry? How to win the darling's love, mister, without a sigh? Baba, if you want to get born again...\\" Just before dawn one winter's morning, New Year's Day or thereabouts, two real, full-grown, living men fell from a great height, twenty-nine thousand and two feet, towards the English Channel, without benefit of parachutes or wings, out of a clear sky. \\"I tell you, you must die, I tell you, I tell you,\\" and thusly and so beneath a moon of alabaster until a loud cry crossed the night, \\"To the devil with your tunes,\\" the words hanging crystalline in the iced white night, \\"in the movies you only mimed to playback singers, so spare me these infernal noises now.\\" Gibreel, the tuneless soloist, had been cavorting in moonlight as he sang his impromptu gazal, swimming in air, butterfly-stroke, breast-stroke, bunching himself into a ball, spreadeagling himself against the almost-infinity of the almost-dawn, adopting heraldic postures, rampant, couchant, pitting levity against gravity. Now he rolled happily towards the sardonic voice. \\"Ohé, Salad baba, it's you, too good. What-ho, old Chumch.\\" At which the other, a fastidious shadow falling headfirst in a grey suit with all the jacket buttons done up, arms by his sides, taking for granted the improbability of the bowler hat on his head, pulled a nickname-hater's face. \\"Hey, Spoono,\\" Gibreel yelled, eliciting a second inverted wince, \\"Proper London, bhai! Here we come! Those bastards down there won't know what hit them. Meteor or lightning or vengeance of God. Out of thin air, baby. _Dharrraaammm!_ Wham, na? What an entrance, yaar. I swear: splat.\\"\\nIt has all the elements of other postmodern works. I was actually surprised by how much it reminded me of Pynchon. Rushdie has had the honor of meeting Pynchon and didn't say much: “[I] found him very satisfyingly Pynchonesque”. Interestingly, Rushdie also said in an interview that the book that influenced him the most was Gravity’s Rainbow and he wrote an entire draft of a novel called The Antagonist which was so clearly a copy of TP that it wasn't publishable and now resides in the archives of Emory University in Atlanta. This doesn't mean Rushdie is a bad writer, but no sentences or passages blew me away like those you encounter in Pynchon out of nowhere, reminding you that, despite his frustrations, he is very good. Rushdie's prose is dense and sometimes humorous. I didn't care for the whole parallel vision plot, although I'm sure it's full of symbolism that went over my small head. The magical realism, compared to other writers, didn't have the depth or awe, although I did like certain ideas. I assume there was more symbolism hidden in all the inexplicable details. I thoroughly enjoyed the beginning of the novel and a good portion in the middle, but the parts around it and the ending were disappointing. At times it felt aimless, and Rushdie was excitedly leading me by the hand when I just wanted to slow down or even stop. But I'm glad I read it after owning it for so many years. What motivated me to do so was something he said in Knife about his books being able to ‘look after themselves’. I like this idea and think it holds true. Some books can take care of themselves, and I guess I wouldn't be quick to say this one isn't capable of handling itself. It clearly is.