Quite simply, this is a comic masterpiece crafted by a master storyteller. One might wonder if there is an award for humor named after Mark Twain. In fact, there is such an award, called "The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor." However, it was only inaugurated 15 years ago and has only been awarded once to someone who is primarily a writer and not a performer. This explains why Welty never received it. But here's the thing: even though I have no actual power to do so, I am hereby posthumously bestowing this award upon Eudora Welty. Her works are filled with such wit, charm, and humor that they truly deserve this recognition. It's a shame that she didn't receive the award during her lifetime, but perhaps this small gesture can help to honor her contribution to the world of American humor.