\\"It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.\\"
¹ As a kid, I had a habit of delving into books clearly not meant for my age - like, for instance, The Omen, featuring the world's most infamous tricycle. My eight-year-old self was petrified. For months on end, I had nightmares, was scared of dogs, mistrustful of tricycles and had an irrational dislike of the number \\"666\\".
Eight-year-olds with overactive imaginations were really NOT the intended audience of *that* book, after all.
- You're Hells Angels, then? What chapter are you from?\\"[...]
- REVELATIONS, CHAPTER SIX.
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“Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.”
\\"That's how it goes, you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.\\"
\\"Something was happening inside his head.
It was aching. Thoughts were arriving there without him having to think them. Something was saying, You can do something, Adam Young. You can make it all better. You can do anything you want. And what was saying this to him was ... him. Part of him, deep down. Part of him that had been attached to him all these years and not really noticed, like a shadow. It was saying: yes, it's a rotten world. It could have been great. But now it's rotten, and it's time to do something about it. That's what you're here for. To make it all better.\\"
\\"It's like you said the other day,\\" said Adam. \\"You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you think the world's all full of amazin' things, they tell you it's really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nucular waste hangin' about for millions of years. 'Snot worth growin' up for, if you ask my opinion.\\"
\\"And just when you'd think they were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they could occasionally show more grace than Heaven ever dreamed of. Often the same individual was involved. It was this free-will thing, of course. It was a bugger.\\"
\\"I don't see what's so triflic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people,” said Adam severely. “Anyway, if you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.\\"
\\"Adam stood smiling at the two of them, a small figure perfectly poised exactly between Heaven and Hell.
Crowley grabbed Aziraphale's arm. \\"You know what happened?\\" he hissed excitedly. \\"He was left alone! He grew up human! He's not Evil Incarnate or Good Incarnate, he's just ... a human incarnate.\\"
He stared down at the golden curls of the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.
\\"You know,\\" he concluded, after a while, \\"I think he actually looks like an Adam.\\"
"Good Omens" is a wonderful joint book by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman! It contains a lot of wisdom, yet it is also super entertaining to read...
The angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley, who are old friends, must help each other to prevent the impending Apocalypse. There is only one copy of the book of the witch Agnes Nutter left in the world, which accurately predicted the events. The book in question is the possession of Anathema Device, who accidentally crosses paths with Crowley and Aziraphale while the two are traveling in the demon's Bentley. The remaining few days until the possible End of the World (scheduled for Saturday) are filled with quite dangerous adventures, told with a great sense of humor by the authors!
"Crowley had known for a long time that he would be present at the end of the world - he was immortal and, one way or another, had no choice. But he hoped there would be a lot of time until then. Because he rather liked people. For a demon, that was a serious drawback."
\\nWhen the Anti-Christ was supposed to come into his full powers, Crowley and Aziraphale realized they had the wrong child. \\n \\n SH*T\\n \\nMoreover, they both simultaneously realized that they have developed a liking for Earth. If the holy war were to be allowed to finish, everything would be destroyed and divided between the two realms, and that divide would be disastrous.\\n
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\\n “DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING,\\" said Death. \\"JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.” \\n
\\n Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.\\nSo, it is up to them to find the Anti-Christ and stop the Apocalypse. They only have seven days to do it. It's going to be a crazy week. This book is absolutely hilarious! There are numerous fun quirks and tangents throughout, making it a great satire. All the little details add to its charm. For example, Crowley's plant-tending method is quite unique.
\\nDefinitely one of those off-the-wall fun reads. I really want to read it again to catch all the things I missed. The 2018 ABC Challenge - G Audiobook Comments
What he did was put the fear of God into them.
More precisely, the fear of Crowley.
In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt or browning, or just didn't look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the other plants. \\"Say goodbye to your friend,\\" he'd say to them. \\"He just couldn't cut it. . . \\"
Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large, empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.
The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.\\n