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A Conversation between Myself and My Daughter
Daughter: Hey, Pop. Whatcha reading?
Me: Heya, kiddo. I’m reading a book called “The Wasp Factory.” It’s about a seriously deranged teenager who lives on an isolated island just off the coast of Scotland, near a small town. This kid is really crazy. He kills small animals for fun and uses their skulls to make protective totems for the island. He’s also a murderer, having killed three of his relatives. But he claims he won’t do it anymore, saying it was just a phase.
Daughter: Ummmmmmm, ok. Sounds kind of weird.
Me: Yeah, it’s a real dark comedy. The tone is surreal and it has that dry British humor. But it’s not a farce. It’s creepy, scary, and very demented. The kid is nuts, but his older brother is even worse. The book starts with the brother breaking out of a mental institution. The kid assumes his brother will come home and cause trouble. The brother was freaked out by something at medical school and then started setting fire to dogs and forcing kids to eat maggots. He keeps calling the kid and going on crazy rants. And I guess he eats a lot of dogs on his way back to the island. Not hotdogs, but real dogs. Get it?
Daughter: Say what? And this is a comedy?
Me. No, not a traditional comedy. But it does have a wry and subtle humor. And it’s weird. I actually like the main character. The whole book is written from his perspective. And like most human monsters, he seems oddly human at times. I don’t know how or why, but I started to have a connection with him. He does some awful things, but he also had some bad things done to him. It’s like a reason, not an excuse. My mind is all messed up by this.
Daughter: Sounds like a winner, Pop.
Me: When it was first published in 1984, the Irish Times called it “a work of unparalleled depravity.” I can see why. Iain Banks wrote it and he doesn’t hold back. The violence is described in detail, but it’s almost casual. The kid thinks of himself as some kind of isolated wizard. He uses sympathetic magic with skulls, bones, and bodily excretions.
Daughter: Thanks for that. I just had a snack.
Me: Okay yeah, sorry. Anyways, the kid has a weird father and a mother who left him when he was little. The father has all these odd habits. The kid also has a dwarf friend in the nearby town. They drink and hang out together. The dwarf seems to know a lot about the kid and just accepts that he’s a bit off. Everyone in this book is off. Oh, and it’s called “The Wasp Factory” because the kid built a mechanism from an old clock face that uses a captured wasp to tell the future. It’s like a deadly oracle. The wasp always dies, but in a different way depending on which numeral it picks. I’ve never read anything like it. It’s like the Marquis de Sade wrote a contemporary thriller without the sex. But there’s still a weird psycho-sexual thing going on. I won’t spoil the end.
Daughter: You seem like you have been enjoying it.
Me: Oh, hell yeah. Iain Banks is dead now, but I’ll have to find some of his other stuff. If it’s half as good as this, I’m in for a treat. His bio says he was a frustrated science-fiction writer. “The Wasp Factory” has a science-fiction feel. The whole setup seems like an alternate universe where deviant behaviors are normal. The island is a metaphor for isolation and sickness. The main character builds his own universe on this small patch of ground. It’s an interesting exercise in world-building.
Daughter: Say what?
Me. YEAH! There’s a lot here that makes you suspend disbelief. I can forgive some of the excessive plot points. The kite thing is weird, and maggots only eat dead flesh. But it’s still fun to read. You can’t take it too seriously. It’s like finding humor in those “Darwin Award” books. Awful things happen, but it’s still neat to read and mostly amusing. It’s one of the most unique books I’ve ever read. In the end, it’s about family and the bonds that hold us together, even when we’re crazy. I don’t feel too guilty about liking this book. It’s short and sweet, but fully realized. There doesn’t need to be a sequel.
Daughter: Well, ok then. You know I like my serial killer books. I might read it some time.
Me: You should. It’s worth your time and will stay with you. I really liked it, maybe more than I should have. But you know me. This book won’t have much middle ground. You’ll either get it or hate it. It’s going to be one of my favorites from now on. But I won’t be setting fire to any sheep.
Daughter: That’s good to know, Pop. I’m off to class now. Talk to you later.
Me: Have a good one, kiddo. I’ll leave this on the table for you. Tell me what you think after you’ve read it.
Daughter: Hey, Pop. Whatcha reading?
Me: Heya, kiddo. I’m reading a book called “The Wasp Factory.” It’s about a seriously deranged teenager who lives on an isolated island just off the coast of Scotland, near a small town. This kid is really crazy. He kills small animals for fun and uses their skulls to make protective totems for the island. He’s also a murderer, having killed three of his relatives. But he claims he won’t do it anymore, saying it was just a phase.
Daughter: Ummmmmmm, ok. Sounds kind of weird.
Me: Yeah, it’s a real dark comedy. The tone is surreal and it has that dry British humor. But it’s not a farce. It’s creepy, scary, and very demented. The kid is nuts, but his older brother is even worse. The book starts with the brother breaking out of a mental institution. The kid assumes his brother will come home and cause trouble. The brother was freaked out by something at medical school and then started setting fire to dogs and forcing kids to eat maggots. He keeps calling the kid and going on crazy rants. And I guess he eats a lot of dogs on his way back to the island. Not hotdogs, but real dogs. Get it?
Daughter: Say what? And this is a comedy?
Me. No, not a traditional comedy. But it does have a wry and subtle humor. And it’s weird. I actually like the main character. The whole book is written from his perspective. And like most human monsters, he seems oddly human at times. I don’t know how or why, but I started to have a connection with him. He does some awful things, but he also had some bad things done to him. It’s like a reason, not an excuse. My mind is all messed up by this.
Daughter: Sounds like a winner, Pop.
Me: When it was first published in 1984, the Irish Times called it “a work of unparalleled depravity.” I can see why. Iain Banks wrote it and he doesn’t hold back. The violence is described in detail, but it’s almost casual. The kid thinks of himself as some kind of isolated wizard. He uses sympathetic magic with skulls, bones, and bodily excretions.
Daughter: Thanks for that. I just had a snack.
Me: Okay yeah, sorry. Anyways, the kid has a weird father and a mother who left him when he was little. The father has all these odd habits. The kid also has a dwarf friend in the nearby town. They drink and hang out together. The dwarf seems to know a lot about the kid and just accepts that he’s a bit off. Everyone in this book is off. Oh, and it’s called “The Wasp Factory” because the kid built a mechanism from an old clock face that uses a captured wasp to tell the future. It’s like a deadly oracle. The wasp always dies, but in a different way depending on which numeral it picks. I’ve never read anything like it. It’s like the Marquis de Sade wrote a contemporary thriller without the sex. But there’s still a weird psycho-sexual thing going on. I won’t spoil the end.
Daughter: You seem like you have been enjoying it.
Me: Oh, hell yeah. Iain Banks is dead now, but I’ll have to find some of his other stuff. If it’s half as good as this, I’m in for a treat. His bio says he was a frustrated science-fiction writer. “The Wasp Factory” has a science-fiction feel. The whole setup seems like an alternate universe where deviant behaviors are normal. The island is a metaphor for isolation and sickness. The main character builds his own universe on this small patch of ground. It’s an interesting exercise in world-building.
Daughter: Say what?
Me. YEAH! There’s a lot here that makes you suspend disbelief. I can forgive some of the excessive plot points. The kite thing is weird, and maggots only eat dead flesh. But it’s still fun to read. You can’t take it too seriously. It’s like finding humor in those “Darwin Award” books. Awful things happen, but it’s still neat to read and mostly amusing. It’s one of the most unique books I’ve ever read. In the end, it’s about family and the bonds that hold us together, even when we’re crazy. I don’t feel too guilty about liking this book. It’s short and sweet, but fully realized. There doesn’t need to be a sequel.
Daughter: Well, ok then. You know I like my serial killer books. I might read it some time.
Me: You should. It’s worth your time and will stay with you. I really liked it, maybe more than I should have. But you know me. This book won’t have much middle ground. You’ll either get it or hate it. It’s going to be one of my favorites from now on. But I won’t be setting fire to any sheep.
Daughter: That’s good to know, Pop. I’m off to class now. Talk to you later.
Me: Have a good one, kiddo. I’ll leave this on the table for you. Tell me what you think after you’ve read it.