In many of the books that I have read, it often seems that the writer loses all sense of control whenever he reaches a crucial or exciting moment.
He will then begin to omit punctuation marks, run words together haphazardly, and start babbling about stars flashing and sinking into a deep, dreamless sea.
As a result, it becomes extremely difficult to determine whether the hero is engaged in an amorous encounter with his girl or laying the cornerstone of a building.
I suspect that this kind of muddled and incoherent writing is supposed to pass for profound and meaningful stuff.
I notice that a lot of book reviewers seem to lap it up without question.
However, in my opinion, the writer is simply being incredibly lazy and not bothering to do his job properly.
Unlike such writers, I am not lazy, regardless of what other qualities I may possess.
I will tell you everything in a clear and straightforward manner.
“In lots of books I read, the writer seems to go haywire every time he reaches a high point. He’ll start leaving out punctuation and running his words together and babble about stars flashing and sinking into a deep dreamless sea. And you can’t figure out whether the hero’s laying his girl or a cornerstone. I guess that kind of crap is supposed to be pretty deep stuff—a lot of the book reviewers eat it up, I notice. But the way I see it is, the writer is just too goddam lazy to do his job. And I’m not lazy, whatever else I am. I’ll tell you everything.”