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My Becoming-a-Genius Project, Part 18!
The background: I have decided to become a genius. To achieve this, I'm working through the collected stories of various authors, reading and reviewing one story each day until I get bored, lose all my followers, or am struck down by a vengeful deity. I was feeling the need for a break from this project, so instead, I picked up a 700-page tome and signed up for a month-long installment. I may be aiming to become a genius, but I never claimed to be smart.
Project 1: THE COMPLETE STORIES BY FLANNERY O'CONNOR
Project 2: HER BODY AND OTHER PARTIES BY CARMEN MARIA MACHADO
Project 3: 18 BEST STORIES BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
Project 4: THE LOTTERY AND OTHER STORIES BY SHIRLEY JACKSON
Project 5: HOW LONG 'TIL BLACK FUTURE MONTH? BY N.K. JEMISIN
Project 6: THE SHORT STORIES OF OSCAR WILDE BY OSCAR WILDE
Project 7: THE BLUE FAIRY BOOK BY ANDREW LANG
Project 8: GRAND UNION: STORIES BY ZADIE SMITH
Project 9: THE BEST OF ROALD DAHL BY ROALD DAHL
Project 10: LOVE AND FREINDSHIP BY JANE AUSTEN
Project 11: HOMESICK FOR ANOTHER WORLD BY OTTESSA MOSHFEGH
Project 12: BAD FEMINIST BY ROXANE GAY
Project 12.5: DIFFICULT WOMEN BY ROXANE GAY
Project 13: THE SHORT NOVELS OF JOHN STEINBECK
Project 14: FIRST PERSON SINGULAR BY HARUKI MURAKAMI
Project 15: THE ORIGINAL FOLK AND FAIRY TALES OF THE BROTHERS GRIMM
Project 16: A MANUAL FOR CLEANING WOMEN BY LUCIA BERLIN
Project 17: SELECTED STORIES OF PHILIP K. DICK
Project 18: HIGH LONESOME: SELECTED STORIES BY JOYCE CAROL OATES
Day 1: SPIDER BOY
Immediately, I picture a dollar-store superhero knockoff of Tobey Maguire, so this is off to a good start. I'm not out of my reading slump, but I am out of my much longer and far worse analytical slump, in which looking below the surface of any book took a ton of effort. What a relief to notice themes and motifs and double meanings again!!! The ending was a bit lame, but overall, I'm happy my slump ended here. Rating: 4
Day 2: THE FISH FACTORY
Another funny title that will probably once again give way to a very somber story. This was a correct premonition (immediately, this is about a child's murder). OR WAS IT? Rating: 3.75
Day 3: THE COUSINS
I was hungover (emotionally, because I'd been to a Phoebe Bridgers concert the night before, and physically, because even though I didn't drink much and I did eat dinner and I did drink water, the world hates me) yesterday, and when I'm hungover, I forget how to read. I'm playing catch-up on a Friday after completing only 2 days. This bodes well. I liked this anyway. Rating: 4
Day 4: SOFT-CORE
I don't have patience for women who don't love their sisters. And as the eldest, I DEFINITELY don't have patience for younger siblings who are haters. Rating:
Day 5: THE GATHERING SQUALL
The title could be the overall Bad Vibe and foreshadowing of destruction to come re: this project! Because today is Monday, and I did not pick this up on Saturday OR Sunday. It's a three-story day, but at least none of us can say we weren't warned by past me when I started this book. I almost never like the way sexual assault is written about, and this is no exception. Rating: 2
Day 6: THE LOST BROTHER
There is a sibling preoccupation happening here. Rating: 2.5
Day 7: IN HOT MAY
A good/sad one to round out the bad/sad ones. Rating: 3.5
Day 8: HIGH LONESOME
Title story title story title story! I'm launching my high expectations like it's a spaceship in a sci-fi movie. Flashing to establishing shots of the HQ at Houston, people pushing up levels and typing on sciency-looking computers and talking into headsets. You get it. Empathy is a real b*tch to have, and also, there are some goddamn gruesome images in this. Rating: 3.75
Day 9: *BD*11 1 87
This story is already testing me with this complicated f*cking title. I should look at a title once to type it. ONE TIME ONLY. Well, this one was out of the typical Oates wheelhouse. Rating: 3.5
Day 10: FAT MAN MY LOVE
I don't know how many days behind I am - 3? 4? 1000? Either way, it's insurmountable on this day, and I'll deal with it later. It seems like today's order of business is A Reminder Of How Far We Have Come Fatphobia-Wise In The Last 15+ Years. I promise I do not make this claim lightly when I say stories like these are why people hate literary fiction. Rating: 1
Day 11: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
Same day, because this is a teeny story, and I can actually play a bit of catch-up!!! I liked the ending of this. Also, the title. Rating: 3.5
Day 12: UPON THE SWEEPING FLOOD
We have suddenly moved to The 1960s from The New Stories, which seems like an odd construction but O.K. We have also done some math and determined that after this story, I will be just one behind. Look at us go. A fun fact about me is that I find natural disaster stories very boring, which will surely prove to be my entertainment demise as the effects of climate change come for us all. Rating: 3
Day 13: AT THE SEMINARY
I have to read two stories to catch up today. I feel about as good about my chances of doing that as I do about my chances of cooking a healthy dinner: it's possible, but not likely. True to expectation, I read one story and I'm eating chips for dinner. 1960s Joyce Carol Oates was a different breed. Rating: 4
Day 14: IN THE REGION OF ICE
I kind of can't stress enough how much more interesting 1960s-Oates' way of writing is than the dreaded 2000s. Rating: 3.75
Day 15: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I am both excited and scared to read this story because I wrote one of the best papers of my life during one of my favorite times of my life on it a few years ago, and I loved it, but at the same time, a bout of nostalgia can take me down for 2 - 4 business days, and I'm busy. Excited and scared was a good combo. Rating: 5
Day 16: HOW I CONTEMPLATED THE WORLD FROM THE DETROIT HOUSE OF CORRECTIONS, AND BEGAN MY LIFE OVER AGAIN
Again with the title I have to read more than once in order to write it down. Joyce, we talked about this........ I love when I read a story and it piques my interest from the first word and never lets me down. Rating: 4.25
Day 17: FOUR SUMMERS
It's giving me sisterhood of the traveling pants. Okay........a bit more going on thematically than the sisterhood of the traveling pants, I'll admit. Rating: 4.25
Day 18: SMALL AVALANCHES
It's the 70s, baby! Groovy. We are too busy listening to disco and...wearing flared pants? To be sad at bidding 60s Oates adieu. If there's a subgenre of badass girls f*cking over creepy weird men, I'd sure like to know. Rating: 4
Day 19: CONCERNING THE CASE OF BOBBY T.
AAAAAAAND I'm 4 days behind again. I have become so fully weekend-illiterate. I'll count it as a win if I read even one story today. Catching up seems an impossible task, my dear boy! This story is so ahead of its time it boggles the mind. Rating: 4
Day 20: THE TRYST
Still 4 days behind today. Just going to...see what happens, I guess. I love when a story written by a woman really seems to nail the male perspective. I read so many optimistic romance novels, it always surprises me. Rating: 4
Day 21: THE LADY WITH THE PET DOG
Yeesh. Two affair stories in a row. Rating: 3
Day 22: THE DEAD
James Joyce moment! I hope it is alike it only in name. It wasn't. That's enough for today. Rating: 3.5
Day 23: LAST DAYS
It's the 1980s, baby! Call it the last few days of my AP US history class in high school because we are just flying through these decades! I did...not fly through this story, though. Mental breakdowns are like dreams - only your own are really interesting. Rating: 3
Day 24: MY WARSZAWA: 1980
I desperately want to quit for the day after that last one, but then I wouldn't be able to cross "catch up on Oates" on my to-do list, and we can't have that. Of course, that would also mean the longest story yet is the next one. Mental breakdowns are slightly more interesting when women have them, but the effect is reduced when the page count is doubled. Rating: 3
Day 25: OUR WALL
Really upping my weekend-off habit by taking Thursday and Friday off, too. If I have my sh*t together, this will be a four-story day. Thank you to Ms. Oates for making this one mercifully short. This is, no joke, like the maze runner. And I know that the maze runner was written decades after this, but that doesn't change that I hate stories like it. Rating: 2.5
Day 26: RAVEN'S WING
Another short one! Everything's coming up Emma. I have to say, I don't get horse obsessions as a rule. I'm the anti-horse girl. I exist to balance them out in the universe. Rating: 3
Day 27: GOLDEN GLOVES
There is nothing scarier on God's great green earth to me than boxing. Rating: 3.5
Day 28: MANSLAUGHTER
Okay, fun title alert!!! This one spooked me out, and I have no idea why. Rating: 3.5
Day 29: NAIROBI
My main associations with Nairobi to this point are from the classic children's internet game Poptropica. I hope this is even a quarter as fun and educational as Poptropica is. I have no idea what this was about, but there were certainly no puzzles OR mini-games. Rating: 3.5
Day 30: HEAT
Time to retire this as a title. Like when good athletes have their numbers retired. Welcome to the 1990s, baby! The end is near, both of the book and of civilization as we know it! I love when literary fiction writers write about genre fiction subjects. Double interesting. Rating: 3.5
Day 31: THE KNIFE
Took a catastrophic 5 days off this project with just 6 stories to go. If I don't finish today or tomorrow, I won't catch up ever. What a situation I have created! It's now 9 pm, and I just finished my first story. For context, I do almost all of my reading for the day before 6 pm. And it was a goddamn doozy. Rating: none
Day 32: THE HAIR
The ending of this was so fun. The best thing for a story to be great at is an ending because it always kinda gaslights me into thinking I liked the whole thing. Rating: 3.5
Day 33: THE SWIMMERS
Gotta admire the title consistency. Oh, I did like this one. Admirable for a story to make you feel nostalgic for an experience you didn't live. Rating: 4
Day 34: WILL YOU ALWAYS LOVE ME?
Well, folks, if we can make today a three-story day, we'll finish this project up on time. Somehow. Crazier things have happened, I suppose, but not
The background: I have decided to become a genius. To achieve this, I'm working through the collected stories of various authors, reading and reviewing one story each day until I get bored, lose all my followers, or am struck down by a vengeful deity. I was feeling the need for a break from this project, so instead, I picked up a 700-page tome and signed up for a month-long installment. I may be aiming to become a genius, but I never claimed to be smart.
Project 1: THE COMPLETE STORIES BY FLANNERY O'CONNOR
Project 2: HER BODY AND OTHER PARTIES BY CARMEN MARIA MACHADO
Project 3: 18 BEST STORIES BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
Project 4: THE LOTTERY AND OTHER STORIES BY SHIRLEY JACKSON
Project 5: HOW LONG 'TIL BLACK FUTURE MONTH? BY N.K. JEMISIN
Project 6: THE SHORT STORIES OF OSCAR WILDE BY OSCAR WILDE
Project 7: THE BLUE FAIRY BOOK BY ANDREW LANG
Project 8: GRAND UNION: STORIES BY ZADIE SMITH
Project 9: THE BEST OF ROALD DAHL BY ROALD DAHL
Project 10: LOVE AND FREINDSHIP BY JANE AUSTEN
Project 11: HOMESICK FOR ANOTHER WORLD BY OTTESSA MOSHFEGH
Project 12: BAD FEMINIST BY ROXANE GAY
Project 12.5: DIFFICULT WOMEN BY ROXANE GAY
Project 13: THE SHORT NOVELS OF JOHN STEINBECK
Project 14: FIRST PERSON SINGULAR BY HARUKI MURAKAMI
Project 15: THE ORIGINAL FOLK AND FAIRY TALES OF THE BROTHERS GRIMM
Project 16: A MANUAL FOR CLEANING WOMEN BY LUCIA BERLIN
Project 17: SELECTED STORIES OF PHILIP K. DICK
Project 18: HIGH LONESOME: SELECTED STORIES BY JOYCE CAROL OATES
Day 1: SPIDER BOY
Immediately, I picture a dollar-store superhero knockoff of Tobey Maguire, so this is off to a good start. I'm not out of my reading slump, but I am out of my much longer and far worse analytical slump, in which looking below the surface of any book took a ton of effort. What a relief to notice themes and motifs and double meanings again!!! The ending was a bit lame, but overall, I'm happy my slump ended here. Rating: 4
Day 2: THE FISH FACTORY
Another funny title that will probably once again give way to a very somber story. This was a correct premonition (immediately, this is about a child's murder). OR WAS IT? Rating: 3.75
Day 3: THE COUSINS
I was hungover (emotionally, because I'd been to a Phoebe Bridgers concert the night before, and physically, because even though I didn't drink much and I did eat dinner and I did drink water, the world hates me) yesterday, and when I'm hungover, I forget how to read. I'm playing catch-up on a Friday after completing only 2 days. This bodes well. I liked this anyway. Rating: 4
Day 4: SOFT-CORE
I don't have patience for women who don't love their sisters. And as the eldest, I DEFINITELY don't have patience for younger siblings who are haters. Rating:
Day 5: THE GATHERING SQUALL
The title could be the overall Bad Vibe and foreshadowing of destruction to come re: this project! Because today is Monday, and I did not pick this up on Saturday OR Sunday. It's a three-story day, but at least none of us can say we weren't warned by past me when I started this book. I almost never like the way sexual assault is written about, and this is no exception. Rating: 2
Day 6: THE LOST BROTHER
There is a sibling preoccupation happening here. Rating: 2.5
Day 7: IN HOT MAY
A good/sad one to round out the bad/sad ones. Rating: 3.5
Day 8: HIGH LONESOME
Title story title story title story! I'm launching my high expectations like it's a spaceship in a sci-fi movie. Flashing to establishing shots of the HQ at Houston, people pushing up levels and typing on sciency-looking computers and talking into headsets. You get it. Empathy is a real b*tch to have, and also, there are some goddamn gruesome images in this. Rating: 3.75
Day 9: *BD*11 1 87
This story is already testing me with this complicated f*cking title. I should look at a title once to type it. ONE TIME ONLY. Well, this one was out of the typical Oates wheelhouse. Rating: 3.5
Day 10: FAT MAN MY LOVE
I don't know how many days behind I am - 3? 4? 1000? Either way, it's insurmountable on this day, and I'll deal with it later. It seems like today's order of business is A Reminder Of How Far We Have Come Fatphobia-Wise In The Last 15+ Years. I promise I do not make this claim lightly when I say stories like these are why people hate literary fiction. Rating: 1
Day 11: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
Same day, because this is a teeny story, and I can actually play a bit of catch-up!!! I liked the ending of this. Also, the title. Rating: 3.5
Day 12: UPON THE SWEEPING FLOOD
We have suddenly moved to The 1960s from The New Stories, which seems like an odd construction but O.K. We have also done some math and determined that after this story, I will be just one behind. Look at us go. A fun fact about me is that I find natural disaster stories very boring, which will surely prove to be my entertainment demise as the effects of climate change come for us all. Rating: 3
Day 13: AT THE SEMINARY
I have to read two stories to catch up today. I feel about as good about my chances of doing that as I do about my chances of cooking a healthy dinner: it's possible, but not likely. True to expectation, I read one story and I'm eating chips for dinner. 1960s Joyce Carol Oates was a different breed. Rating: 4
Day 14: IN THE REGION OF ICE
I kind of can't stress enough how much more interesting 1960s-Oates' way of writing is than the dreaded 2000s. Rating: 3.75
Day 15: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I am both excited and scared to read this story because I wrote one of the best papers of my life during one of my favorite times of my life on it a few years ago, and I loved it, but at the same time, a bout of nostalgia can take me down for 2 - 4 business days, and I'm busy. Excited and scared was a good combo. Rating: 5
Day 16: HOW I CONTEMPLATED THE WORLD FROM THE DETROIT HOUSE OF CORRECTIONS, AND BEGAN MY LIFE OVER AGAIN
Again with the title I have to read more than once in order to write it down. Joyce, we talked about this........ I love when I read a story and it piques my interest from the first word and never lets me down. Rating: 4.25
Day 17: FOUR SUMMERS
It's giving me sisterhood of the traveling pants. Okay........a bit more going on thematically than the sisterhood of the traveling pants, I'll admit. Rating: 4.25
Day 18: SMALL AVALANCHES
It's the 70s, baby! Groovy. We are too busy listening to disco and...wearing flared pants? To be sad at bidding 60s Oates adieu. If there's a subgenre of badass girls f*cking over creepy weird men, I'd sure like to know. Rating: 4
Day 19: CONCERNING THE CASE OF BOBBY T.
AAAAAAAND I'm 4 days behind again. I have become so fully weekend-illiterate. I'll count it as a win if I read even one story today. Catching up seems an impossible task, my dear boy! This story is so ahead of its time it boggles the mind. Rating: 4
Day 20: THE TRYST
Still 4 days behind today. Just going to...see what happens, I guess. I love when a story written by a woman really seems to nail the male perspective. I read so many optimistic romance novels, it always surprises me. Rating: 4
Day 21: THE LADY WITH THE PET DOG
Yeesh. Two affair stories in a row. Rating: 3
Day 22: THE DEAD
James Joyce moment! I hope it is alike it only in name. It wasn't. That's enough for today. Rating: 3.5
Day 23: LAST DAYS
It's the 1980s, baby! Call it the last few days of my AP US history class in high school because we are just flying through these decades! I did...not fly through this story, though. Mental breakdowns are like dreams - only your own are really interesting. Rating: 3
Day 24: MY WARSZAWA: 1980
I desperately want to quit for the day after that last one, but then I wouldn't be able to cross "catch up on Oates" on my to-do list, and we can't have that. Of course, that would also mean the longest story yet is the next one. Mental breakdowns are slightly more interesting when women have them, but the effect is reduced when the page count is doubled. Rating: 3
Day 25: OUR WALL
Really upping my weekend-off habit by taking Thursday and Friday off, too. If I have my sh*t together, this will be a four-story day. Thank you to Ms. Oates for making this one mercifully short. This is, no joke, like the maze runner. And I know that the maze runner was written decades after this, but that doesn't change that I hate stories like it. Rating: 2.5
Day 26: RAVEN'S WING
Another short one! Everything's coming up Emma. I have to say, I don't get horse obsessions as a rule. I'm the anti-horse girl. I exist to balance them out in the universe. Rating: 3
Day 27: GOLDEN GLOVES
There is nothing scarier on God's great green earth to me than boxing. Rating: 3.5
Day 28: MANSLAUGHTER
Okay, fun title alert!!! This one spooked me out, and I have no idea why. Rating: 3.5
Day 29: NAIROBI
My main associations with Nairobi to this point are from the classic children's internet game Poptropica. I hope this is even a quarter as fun and educational as Poptropica is. I have no idea what this was about, but there were certainly no puzzles OR mini-games. Rating: 3.5
Day 30: HEAT
Time to retire this as a title. Like when good athletes have their numbers retired. Welcome to the 1990s, baby! The end is near, both of the book and of civilization as we know it! I love when literary fiction writers write about genre fiction subjects. Double interesting. Rating: 3.5
Day 31: THE KNIFE
Took a catastrophic 5 days off this project with just 6 stories to go. If I don't finish today or tomorrow, I won't catch up ever. What a situation I have created! It's now 9 pm, and I just finished my first story. For context, I do almost all of my reading for the day before 6 pm. And it was a goddamn doozy. Rating: none
Day 32: THE HAIR
The ending of this was so fun. The best thing for a story to be great at is an ending because it always kinda gaslights me into thinking I liked the whole thing. Rating: 3.5
Day 33: THE SWIMMERS
Gotta admire the title consistency. Oh, I did like this one. Admirable for a story to make you feel nostalgic for an experience you didn't live. Rating: 4
Day 34: WILL YOU ALWAYS LOVE ME?
Well, folks, if we can make today a three-story day, we'll finish this project up on time. Somehow. Crazier things have happened, I suppose, but not