This review is sung by Freddy Mercury to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Is this a fiction?

Is this just fantasy?

Not just a narrative

Of Czech infidelity.

Reader four eyes

Look onto the page and read

I'm just a Prague boy, I’ve sex with empathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A little high, little low

Any Soviet era Czech knows, unbearable lightness of being.

Good Reads, just read a book

Put a bookmark on the page

Played my audio now it’s read

Good Reads, the book had just begun

But now I've read all Milan had to say

Good Reads, ooo

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, unbearable lightness of being.

Too late, this book is done

A short book no need to break the spine

Body’s just egalitarian

Good read everybody – I’ll say so

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Good Reads, ooo (any Soviet era Czech knows)

I don't want the book to end

I sometimes wish I'd never started to read at all.

I read a little dialogue from of a man

Tomas, Tomas will you make love to Teresa?

Thunderbolt and lightning very nearly enticing me

Repetition! Repetition!

Repetition! Repetition!

Repetition Kundera– Metaphor!

But I'm just a Prague boy and many women love me

He's just a Prague boy from a Czech family

Flair is his prose from this virtuosity.

Easy come easy go will you let me go

Bohemia! No we will not let you go - let him go

Bohemia! We will not let you go - let him go

Bohemia! We will not let you go let me go

Will not let you go let me go (never)

Never let you go let me go

Never let me go ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh Milan Kundera, Milan Kundera says its so

Premier Brezhnev has a gulag put aside for me

For me

For me.

[Brian May melts our faces with a blistering guitar solo while Wayne and Garth head bang in a Pacer].

Soviet tanks can occupy and eat our pie

Naked women can sing and leave me to die

Oh Milan, Kant German sex Milan

Just gotta go Swiss just gotta get right outta here.

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Unbearable lightness

Anyone can read

Unbearable lightness unbearable lightness

of being.

Any Soviet era Czech knows.