2 stars = Meh. Intriguing enough to finish, but not enough to like it.
Why, most men jump at the chance to give up everything for nothing. There's nothing we're so slapstick with as our own immortal souls.
Perhaps if I had read this one when I was a middle school aged child, I too would have felt the magic that most reviewers enjoyed. If I had a time machine, I would make sure to have read this beloved classic back then. But now I am a middle aged adult, too cynical to enjoy the farcical plot. It's not just the fantasy elements that I couldn't buy into, but also little details like 13 year old boys recognizing Chopin’s “Funeral March”. It all seemed so unrealistic to me.
They whispered to Caesar that he was mortal, then sold daggers at half-price in the grand March sale.
Written two years after “To Kill a Mockingbird”, the father in this book felt like a ripoff of Atticus Finch. He was unrealistically good, to the point where he felt like a caricature. The dialogue overall was too sweet and sappy, too golly-jinkers for my tastes. And there is not enough caffeine in the world for me to enjoy over 300 pages with loud, exuberant children. Child narrators are not my favorite as a rule, but there are plenty of exceptions. Here, even on the page, these boys were too tumultuous and excited for my sensitive ears. They drained my energy, which was a scarce resource to begin with.
God, how we get our fingers in each other’s clay. That’s friendship, each playing the potter to see what shapes we can make of the other.
I am glad I finally read this so I can relate to its cultural inclusions, but it was a disappointment for me. I was looking for a mildly creepy book, but this felt more Disney-esque than scary to me. I bet I would have loved it when I was a kid though, and plenty of other adults love and cherish it still, so don’t let my review deter you.
We salt our lives with other people’s sins.
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First Sentence: First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys.
Favorite Quote: Death doesn’t exist. It never did, it never will. But we’ve drawn so many pictures of it, so many years, trying to pin it down, comprehend it, we’ve got to thinking of it as an entity, strangely alive and greedy. All it is, however, is a stopped watch, a loss, and end, a darkness. Nothing.